OK, seriously, I can't decide which idea amuses me more: you and Laura talking your way into sold out plays, or Londo & G'Kar fighting over you.

I'm mulling over the advisability of taking Wesley to Europe with me. The upside is that he'd speak all the languages, but the downside is he'd probably be snooty about it and correct the native speakers' pronunciation. Maybe I'd take Buffy along with us, to either smooth things over with her unconventional diplomatic skills or (if those failed) win the fight.

Alternatively, I might just take the Immortal.