I do not want to know what Abaelard & Heloise as written by Frank Miller would look like. Though Abaelard and Bernard of Clairvaux would probably go mano a mano and Abaelard would tell Bernard he's become corrupted by the establishment before revealing he carries bits of Bernard's favourite relics on his person, automatically rendering Bernard subconcsious. Or something.

Meanwhile, Heloise doesn't enter a nunnery, she becomes a prostitute, because Frank Miller.