Three sentence ficathon recs
Feb. 5th, 2026 03:34 pmMoby Dick, Ishmael/Queequeg, belowdecks by
Dune, Paul/Feyd-Rautha, if you need to be mean, be mean to me / i can take it and put it inside of me by
Riddle-Master, Deth/Morgon, solace by
Oasis RPF, Liam/Noel, the first makeup sex by
Gattaca, Jerome & Eugene, min/maxing your baby by
Fanfiction: The Morning After, Or Not (The Goes Wrong Show, Chris/Robert)
Feb. 5th, 2026 11:23 pmTitle: The Morning After, Or Not
Fandom: The Goes Wrong Show
Rating: 15
Pairing: Chris/Robert
Wordcount: 1,700
Summary: “Robert,” Chris says, scrambling through his mind in desperate search of some sort of clear recollection, “did we sleep together?”
( The Morning After, Or Not )
Day 5 - Fic - Warrior Nun - Yasmine
Feb. 6th, 2026 12:08 amDay/Prompt: Day 5 / The Outlaw
Fandom: Warrior Nun (TV)
Character/Pairing: Yasmine, Camila, Ava
Rating/Warning(s): T / None
Word Count: 2484
Summary: The team is about to go on a mission that goes against the law and Yasmine can't stop herself from reading too many things about it, spiraling into anxiety. But thankfully, the others are there to reassure her that they would never let anything happen to her.
Here on AO3
some good things
Feb. 5th, 2026 10:38 pm- some washi tape I wanted has restocked at a UK retailer! Possibly a second one also! So as and when the website works out what's going on with Desired Tape #2, it is time to place a stationery order for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Progress With Preposterous Puzzle! I now have all the edge assembled (I think I wound up with only one piece having been Actually Wrong) and even I have managed to start filling in very slowly (I am up to... about 5 pieces placed so far? which is a further 1% down!)
- I got a hug from the Child while saying goodbye this evening!
- I have worked out an acceptable Wagamama order from the current menu and am feeling pretty good about my dinner.
- Bread for tomorrow (anise, fig, hazelnut, copied from the local fancy bakery) is looking Extremely Promising.
Dear Spacer
Feb. 5th, 2026 11:11 pm(Will copypaste stuff tomorrow; this is me testing the sign-up form)
Cow shit. Wonkette One A Day for 2/5!
Feb. 5th, 2026 09:38 pmGood afternoon! I’m back after being sick and making Evan be me even though he was also sick! Don’t we have fun!
He wrote you some tabs! You have two days to learn Spanish and/or how to dance!
There’s a little more news on why they sacked Trump’s “weaponization czar” Eagle Ed Martin, and it seems to be “whooooops broke all the Grand Jury laws to weaponize ‘laws.’”
Robyn on the raw milk and she didn’t even include this gross tweet!
And they’re having a cow down in Texas too.
So what does Musk have in store for us this time? I don’t want to know!
Meanwhile, when Sen. Ron Wyden gets vague, it’s time to worry.
And we will see you bright and early for tabs!
Someday I will post about something other than my health
Feb. 5th, 2026 01:29 pmBut today is not that day.
I had an appointment with my GP yesterday, and after listening to my lungs and gently touching my face to check how inflamed my sinuses were (very, I winced away from her fingers every time), I have won yet more fucking steroids and antibiotics. I spent the night in a huge amount of discomfort (understatement), and I don’t know if that’s because of the heavy-duty antibiotics, or if last night’s dinner at a restaurant had something wrong with it. I felt unwell enough that I took today off, even tho’ I’m starting to feel a tiny bit anxious about how often I’ve had to tap out of work because of my health.
We also went over my MRI results, wheee. Bursitis in both hips, mild scoliosis, a few discs that have started to bulge, and more spinal stenosis than expected. In other words, my back is absolutely messed up. I spoke to one of of the patient advocates/scheduling specialists at the neurology/back branch of Virginia Mason (I’ve been in back and forth calls with them for a few weeks); consultation appointments are being scheduled six months out, and they can’t even start scheduling appointments for August until March. I’m less than thrilled.
Erin Reads: The Rose Field, Part 1 (chapters 1-8)
Feb. 5th, 2026 04:41 pmLibrary hold for The Rose Field came in. The TOC divides it into 3 parts, so this is the liveblog for Part One. Previous HDM-related posts here.
I’m going in mostly-cold. Got spoiled for a few individual details, but the rest, including basically all the actual plot, is a mystery.
When doing the original reactions, I usually don’t stop and rewind the audiobook to make sure all the quotes are exact. For this roundup, I have an ebook version I can text-search, so I’ll try to correct them. Carefully, because I’ve only read chapters 1-17 in total, and don’t want to spoil myself by seeing search results from chapters 18-36.
For visual interest, I’ll throw in some screencaps of relevant people/places/items from the HDM TV series.
Chapters 1-8 ahead:
Something Bad Is Afoot
Feb. 5th, 2026 09:23 pm2019 is a very long time ago now, but do you all remember that day Adam Schiff sent a public letter to (Acting) Director of National Intelligence Joseph Maguire saying hey, motherfucker, we know you got a protected whistleblower disclosure last month, we know you’re trying to bury it, we know you ran crying to Bill Barr to save you from having to follow the law, and we are pretty sure that based on all the available evidence, this probably has something to do with some kind of really bad acts by the president of the United States?
Feel free to refresh yourself, because we might need it:
As it happened, it was about Trump’s PERFECT CALL with Ukraine, and his extortion of that country to help him steal the 2020 election, in exchange for the weapons aid they desperately needed, already appropriated by Congress, to protect themselves from Russia.
That led to Donald Trump’s impeachment, of course, and we know what Vladimir Putin did to Ukraine just a few years later. Maybe if Trump had been a more effective Russian agent, Putin would have invaded earlier.
Now, Democratic Senator Ron Wyden, who sits on the Senate Intelligence Committee, has sent this very brief and public missive to CIA Director and crooked-jawed Trump ass-eater extraordinaire John Ratcliffe, which essentially says “DEAR AMERICA, I JUST SENT THIS BITCH A HIGHLY CLASSIFIED LETTER ABOUT SOMETHING I’VE CAUGHT WIND OF THAT’S HAPPENING AT CIA.”
You know, so the American public can bear witness to the fact that Ron Wyden did indeed send Ratcliffe this letter.
Dear Director Ratcliffe,
I write to alert you to a classified letter I sent you earlier today in which I express deep concerns about CIA activities.
Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
The end.
That is some weird shit. And that letter, combined with the whistleblower reports DNI Russia’s Girlfriend has been trying to bury, is giving us some serious flashbacks to 2019, and suggesting to us that, even in the Trump 2.0 regime, with all the adults long ago sent packing and with Republicans (currently) in control of both houses of Congress, all hell might be about to break loose and we might find out what kind of literal actual traitor stuff these bastards are up to.
Will the Bin Laden server make an appearance? Who knows! Sounds like John Ratcliffe has a letter he needs to get about responding to!
We found out this week that DNI Russia’s Girlfriend is holding some kind of two-part whistleblower complaint in her own vault that is so highly classified that it would cause “grave damage to national security” if it was revealed, according to one official, and which she has been up to now refusing to show to Congress. Part of it alleges serious wrongdoing by Russia’s Girlfriend, but don’t worry, Russia’s Girlfriend says Russia’s Girlfriend didn’t do anything bad, and that the inspector general agrees with Russia’s Girlfriend.
Reports the Wall Street Journal: “It also implicates another federal agency beyond Gabbard’s, and raises potential claims of executive privilege that may involve the White House, officials said.”
This complaint was filed way back in May, which is, #calendarfact, a fucklong time ago in whistleblower dissemination years — it’s supposed to be approximately a three-week process, max, from receipt to sharing with Congress — and Gabbard is accused of acting as a roadblock to getting the information to Congress.
Per Andrew Bakaj, the whistleblower’s lawyer:
“From my experience, it is confounding for [Gabbard’s office] to take weeks—let alone eight months—to transmit a disclosure to Congress,” Bakaj, who is chief legal counsel at the nonprofit WhistleblowerAid.org, said in a statement.
Amid the limbo, the Gabbard complaint has been locked in a safe in the office, a person familiar with the matter said. Asked about the safe, the inspector-general representative said: “Some complaints involve exceptionally sensitive materials necessitating special handling and storage requirements. This case is one of them.”
Some of the material in the complaint is also “marked as ‘attorney-client privileged,’ ” and could be subject to “executive privilege,” which generally refers to the power of the president to withhold confidential information or private discussions from Congress or the judicial branch, the inspector general’s office said.
Well, we are sure all the IGs in DC are on the up-and-up and exercising perfect judgment, especially after Trump fired a whole shitload of them last year.
Reporting on the Gabbard complaint appears to have shaken something loose to the point that the Gang of Eight — the top Republican and Democrat in each side of Congress, plus the intelligence committee leadership — received a memo Tuesday that the complaint is ready for them to look at, but it’s the most classified thing ever, it must be hand-delivered, they cannot take notes, etc.
It also shares a tiny bit more info about what’s in the whistleblower complaints, but not much. The first part — reportedly about Russia’s Girlfriend — seems to allege that she refused to distribute a highly classified intel report for political reasons; the second says, “the responsible IC element’s Office of General Counsel failed to report a potential crime to the Department of Justice, also for political purposes.” Again, it’s not much. But it’s intriguing.
Is Gabbard’s thing the same thing as Wyden’s thing, and is the second agency involved CIA? Unclear.
Dell Cameron from Wired notes on Bluesky that it’s fairly significant that it was Wyden sending that cryptic letter to Ratcliffe, sharing a quote from a Just Security piece about how Wyden is well-known for “light[ing] the Batsignal” when it comes to informing the public of fuckery afoot in the intelligence world.
Doing it in this way, though, in a two-sentence letter that is literally only intended to shine a screaming light for the American people on the fact that a senator wrote a classified letter to the regime’s CIA director? That suggests something very, very bad.
Charlotte Clymer notes how we have two things going here that may or may not be the same thing, and asks:’
But riddle me this: why would Ron Wyden, of all people, send the above letter to the CIA about “serious concerns” and make it public if the Gang of Eight are already scheduled to review the whistleblower complaint, which would presumably alleviate the present tension?
Good question.
Yes, it feels quite a bit like that week in 2019, doesn’t it!
Meanwhile, new reporting says Tulsi Gabbard spent time last year — also May, same time the whistleblower report came in — sniffing around and seizing voting machines in Puerto Rico to see if she could find ways to accuse Venezuela of RIGGED and STOLLEN there. Shockingly, they didn’t find any Venezuela in the voting machines. This might seem weird, since Puerto Rico doesn’t get a vote for president, but it might be a good place to rifle around and try stuff out — we are just spitballing here — if you’re trying to figure out ways to steal elections for Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin without too many people looking over your shoulder.
Based on her presence at the Fulton County election office raid — and the fact that she put FBI agents on the phone with Donald Trump during the fucking raid — it doesn’t feel insane to suspect her of literally every imaginable treason under the sun.
Also too, though, we must remember that Tulsi Gabbard is very stupid and didn’t even know what the DNI did while she was literally the nominee for the position, so take this grain of salt with that grain of salt, etc.
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Dungeons and other games
Feb. 5th, 2026 09:39 pm( spoilers )
Slight downside, DD and I haven't started our Hades 2 1.0 playthroughs yet, since we planned to start at the same time and she just got to book 6 of DCC ^^ Hopefully soon though.
Instead I played a few runs of Vampire Survivors again. Good for occasional short play sessions that don't require much brainpower (though it is easy to forget to look at the time...) I don't unlock something every run but almost, which feels very cool and like I'm getting somewhere even though I have no idea what to do/where to go for actual game "progression." I might look it up at some point, idk.
(I also considered exploring the new Minecraft updates - I want to find a happy ghast! And ride a nautilus!, among other things - but I lost one set of good armor/tools in the End and another in the Nether a few months ago, and both are very possible to retrieve but I haven't found the motivation yet to either get one of them or make myself new gear. Possibly keepInventory would have been a good idea after all.)
Speaking of games, specifically board games: in early January with L and two of her friends we played Wingspan, which was a lot of fun, and then we tried out Earth, which we also enjoyed a lot. That one we tried first in single player, and then we decided to try the version where you play in teams but quickly switched back because it gets a lot more tactical quickly. The third long game the three of them played was Forest Shuffle - I detect a theme ^^
We also played a quick game of Pandemic. And this reminds me that L and I didn't get a chance to play Hanabi yet, hopefully soon.
It's also been ages since I gave an update on my group's TTRPG games and our current Stars Without Number campaign! We got to level six, which means I can now do "normal" teleports without Committing Effort and it feels fantastic. And I got some other cool abilities too, like imprinting on a party member to teleport back to their side even when they are out of sight.
( Recent adventures )
Yuval Noah Harari: From Medievalist to Global Cultural Prophet
Feb. 5th, 2026 06:11 pmSymposium “Mappa Mundi: Mapping the Mediaeval World” to Take Place in Toronto
Feb. 5th, 2026 03:08 pmHow I Bulk Prep Swiss Chard
Feb. 5th, 2026 02:02 pmI love some green veg at lunch. Commercial frozen green veg are hard as rocks and nastily overcooked. Here’s how I bulk prep fresh swiss chard for my lunches
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