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The Friday Five for 16 January 2026

Jan. 15th, 2026 05:41 pm
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1. If you could change one life-changing event in the life of someone important to you, would you?

2. Which do you think is easier to do, being friends for many years, or being life partners for many years?

3. Have you ever walked away from someone you considered a friend?

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5. Which would you rather hear--the truth which will hurt, or the comforting lie?

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Jan. 15th, 2026 05:23 pm
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The Long Back Yard:

Thursday. Got up at 5:30, because that's when I woke up.

Rained all day. Except for short breaks for PT homework, and eating lunch, doing one's duty the cats, and moving laundry from the washer to the dryer to the bed, I spent all day on Catalinc Station. Wrote about 2,100 words, WIP stands at something more or less like 132,000. And I still haven't gotten to The End.

Speaking of laundry. I was just now sitting on the bed, pairing up my socks, under Rookie's close supervision, when he stood up, grabbed a sock off my lap and headed west with it. I did catch him before he took it down to the cellar.

The spine doctor's office called today to gather information ahead of tomorrow's visit, and I'm feeling encouraged. The person I was talking to actually listened and asked follow-up questions that actually followed up on what I'd said.

So, I'm about done for the day, excepting a look at the email to see if there's anything I have to answer. If not, I'll read for a while, grab a sandwich and a glass of wine and call it day.

Tomorrow's going to be V. Cold at the ocean, but I believe I will time my trip so I have time to swing by the Actual Ocean and breathe in some salt air.

And that? Is all I've got. Writing being boring like it is.

What did y'all do today?

Oh! I am remiss in saying that the heated foot pads are awesome and I don't know how I lived without them.

 


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Jeff Bezos ain’t give a shit.

We said Texas would do that, and they are.

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Rep. Jason Crow, explaining that Donald Trump can eat a bag of dicks.

We guess it wasn’t enough to try to hang Senator Mark Kelly for that video where he and other lawmakers from the military and intelligence worlds encouraged active servicemembers to do a treason by reminding them of their constitutional duty to defy illegal orders. (Which is literally the most basic thing in the book, you learn it early on in basic training and any general who goes under oath before Congress will say the same thing.) Secretary Shitfaced Pete Hegseth is trying to demote Kelly’s retired rank and go after his pension, and in response, Kelly has sued the living shit out of Hegseth and his whiskey dick, and we imagine he’ll win easily and humiliate Hegseth in the process.



Now they’re going after five more of the lawmakers in that video, and there were six in the video, so that’s all of them. Trump’s Nazis must be aware on some level that they wouldn’t actually win anything against these true patriots in court, or in a court martial if Shitfaced tried to do that to Kelly. So all they can do is try to intimidate them.

NBC News reports on threats being made to Reps. Jason Crow, Chrissy Houlahan, and Maggie Goodlander, with Trump’s clownshow thug Justice Department telling them that they’re under investigation for reading the Constitution out loud. Separately, Senator Elissa Slotkin and Rep. Chris Deluzio have come forward about receiving the same threats.

Each lawmaker is saying in his or her own way that the Pedophile Protector in the White House is cordially invited to lick their nuts.

“Donald Trump called for my arrest, prosecution, and execution—all because I said something he didn’t like. Now he’s pressuring his political appointees to harass me for daring to speak up and hold him accountable,” Crow said in a statement.

Goodlander said on X, “It is sad and telling that simply stating a bedrock principle of American law caused the President of the United States to threaten violence against me, and it is downright dangerous that the Justice Department is targeting me for doing my job.

“These threats will not deter, distract, intimidate, or silence me,” she added.

Houlahan, in her social media post, said, “The six of us are being targeted not because we said something untrue, but because we said something President Trump and Secretary Hegseth didn’t want anyone to hear.”

And Slotkin:

“This is the President’s playbook,” Slotkin said Wednesday. “Truth doesn’t matter, facts don’t matter. And anyone who disagrees with him becomes an enemy and he then weaponizes the federal government against them. It’s legal intimidation and physical intimidation meant to get you to shut up.”

And here are some video announcements from Crow and Slotkin:

If you want a punchline, it is that it appears to be US Attorney Judge Boxwine threatening to open a bottle of Yellowtail on these seditious insurrectionists who forgot to swear their oath to Dear Leader instead of the Constitution, so it’s not like she’s actually going to be able to get a grand jury to do anything to them.

Hilarious that in Slotkin’s video she refers to Boxwine as “former Fox host Jeanine Pirro.” You know, just like former Fox host Secretary Shitfaced is going after Mark Kelly!


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Crow confirmed that Boxwine asked him for an interview last week. About what? It’s a 30-second video, and they took turns explaining that servicemembers and those in the intelligence agencies swore an oath that requires them to ignore illegal orders. Does Boxwine want to know what kind of deodorant they wore that day? Or what they had to drink with dinner the night before?

Ooh, maybe they’ll get that little bitch Bill Pulte to invent some MORTGAGE FRAUD allegations and try to get some indictments from Boxwine or the US Attorney from Baywatch who’s squatting in her position in the Eastern District of Virginia illegally!



Hey pop quiz, what do you think Judge Boxwine sounds like saying the word “Constitution”?

Pirro of course said they don’t talk about their investigations — you know, not unless Kash Patel is running to Twitter to announce that he found a bullet that says “I am the woke transgender who hates America!” on a fresh crime scene — but again, there’s no scenario wherein any of these people did anything remotely wrong. These fascist Nazi motherfucker MAGA losers are just upset because they’re trying to usher in a white supremacist dictatorship and there’s a fuckton of people out there saying “The hell you will, eat my fucking ass.”

And one way to do that is to make a video reminding servicemembers of the oath they took. (It was amazing timing too, because that video came out just as Shitfaced was taking his Viagra to start giddily murdering innocent Venezuelan fishermen in boats, and maybe a guy or two who had some cocaine in his rowboat, eventually headed for Europe.)

Nobody has actually sat down with the FBI yet, and who knows if they ever will? What if the lawmakers told them to fuck off? Would Boxwine order raids on their houses to see if they’re harboring copies of the Uniform Code of Military Justice? Confiscate their pocket Constitutions? Check the liquor cabinets, just for, you know, whatever?

We make fun, because these people deserve to have every person on earth mocking the living shit out of them, but it’s serious business. In Slotkin’s video, she notes that as soon as Donald Trump started calling for the lawmakers’ execution for denying his tiny-fingered wishes, she started receiving many death threats, had a bomb threat at her house, her parents got SWAT-ted, and her siblings had to get security at their houses. But yet here are all these lawmakers speaking out about it, just like all the heroes in Minneapolis refusing to learn the lesson the Nazis are trying to teach them, which is that if you defy them, they’ll murder an innocent mommy in an SUV and orphan her children.



Here is some more defiance from these lawmakers:

“I won’t be intimidated and will keep fighting to uphold my oath to the Constitution and defend our country,” Crow wrote in a statement.

“These threats will not deter, distract, intimidate, or silence me,” Goodlander wrote. “I will continue doing my job and upholding my oath to our Constitution. And I will never give up the ship.”

And here is another video from Crow on MS NOW explaining what a little bitch Donald Trump really is, and how these lawmakers serve a far higher purpose:

It really does strike us how much Boxwine, Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, Shitfaced, and Trump have absolutely no concept of what they’re dealing with here, because none of those people has any honor, decency, or integrity within their skin-bags of TV makeup, fillers and low-intelligence rage. (And booze for a couple of ‘em, we just reckon!)

None of these morons can conceive of how far beneath Elissa Slotkin, Jason Crow, Chrissy Houlahan, Maggie Goodlander, Chris Deluzio, and Mark Kelly they are on the rungs of life, because they cannot conceive of ever being a person who’s worthy of true admiration, who serves a higher calling than their own greed and authoritarian ambitions.

These are actual brave people, not people who bravely brave the reportedly corpse-farting-two-days-after-death odor of Donald Trump’s body so they can take turns sucking his fascist mushroom dick and get some more power for themselves.

More heroes are standing up every day. Because fuck Donald Trump and fuck every single one of his Nazi fluffers, end of fucking story.

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Poetry Fishbowl Themes for Early 2026

Jan. 15th, 2026 02:42 pm
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This poll covers the ideas proposed in the recent call for themes. Everyone is eligible to vote in this poll. I will keep it open until at least Friday night. If there are clear answers then, I'll close it. Otherwise I may leave it open a little longer. If you don't have a Dreamwidth account, you can vote in an anonymous comment or email to me, but include some kind of handle to distinguish yourself.

For this poll, you can vote for as many themes as you find appealing. I recommend that you don't vote for all of them, since that makes it harder to whittle down the list. The themes are arranged in alphabetical order.

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2026 Jan 14: NYT: "Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program" by Adam Nossiter. "He played a key role in ending apartheid South Africa’s secret weapons program in the 1980s by helping the African National Congress bomb critical facilities."

Renfrew Christie in 1988.

Renfrew Christie, a South African scholar whose undercover work for the African National Congress was critical in hobbling the apartheid government’s secret nuclear weapons program in the 1980s, died on Dec. 21 at his home in Cape Town. He was 76.

The cause of death was pneumonia, his daughter Camilla Christie said.

President Cyril Ramaphosa of South Africa paid tribute to Dr. Christie after his death, saying his “relentless and fearless commitment to our freedom demands our appreciation.”

The A.N.C., in a statement, called Dr. Christie’s role “in disrupting and exposing the apartheid state’s clandestine nuclear weapons program” an “act of profound revolutionary significance.”

From the doctoral dissertation he had written at the University of Oxford on the history of electricity in South Africa, Dr. Christie provided the research needed to blow up the Koeberg Nuclear Power Station; the Arnot coal-fired power station; the Sasol oil-from-coal facilities that produced the heavy water critical to producing nuclear weapons; and other critical sites.

The explosions set back South Africa’s nascent nuclear weapons program by years and cost the government more than $1 billion, Dr. Christie later estimated.

By the time the bombs began going off, planted by his colleagues in uMkhonto we Sizwe, the paramilitary wing of the A.N.C., Dr. Christie was already in prison. He was arrested by South African authorities in October 1979 on charges of “terrorism,” three months after completing his studies at Oxford, and spent the next seven years in prison, some of that time on death row and in solitary confinement.


“While I was in prison, everything I had ever researched was blown up,” he said in a speech in 2023.

Terrorism was a capital offense, and Dr. Christie narrowly escaped hanging. But as he later recounted, he was deliberately placed on the death row closest to the gallows at the Pretoria Maximum Security Prison. For two and half years, he was forced to listen to the hangings of more than 300 prisoners.

“The whole prison would sing for two or three days before the hanging, to ease the terror of the victims,” Dr. Christie recalled at a 2013 conference at the University of the Western Cape on laws regarding torture.

Then he recited the lyrics of an anti-apartheid folk song that reverberated in the penitentiary: “‘Senzeni-na? Senzeni-na? What have we done? What have we done?’ It was the most beautiful music on earth, sung in a vile place.”



“At zero dark hundred,” he continued, “the hanging party would come through the corridors to the gallows, slamming the gates behind them on the road to death. Once they were at the gallows there was a long pause. Then — crack! — the trapdoors would open, and the neck or necks of the condemned would snap. A bit later came the hammering, presumably of nails into the coffins.”

In an interview years later with the BBC, he said the “gruesome” experience affected him for the rest of his life.

Dr. Christie acquired his fierce antipathy to apartheid at a young age, growing up in an impoverished family in Johannesburg.

Many of his family members fought with the Allied forces against the Germans in World War II, and “I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them,” he said at a 2023 conference on antinuclear activism in Johannesburg. “I am not a pacifist.”

At 17, he was drafted into the South African Army. A stint of guard duty at the Lenz ammunition dump south of Johannesburg confirmed his suspicions that the government was building nuclear weapons. “From the age of 17, I was hunting the South African bomb,” he said at the conference.

After attending the University of the Witwatersrand, he received a scholarship to Oxford, which enabled him to further his quest. For his doctoral dissertation, he chose to study South Africa’s history of electrification, “so I could get into the electricity supply commission’s library and archives, and work out how much electricity they were using to enrich uranium,” he told the BBC.

From there, it was possible to calculate how many nuclear bombs could be produced. Six such bombs had reportedly been made by the end of apartheid in the early 1990s; the United States had initially aided the regime’s nuclear program. Thanks to the system of forced labor, South Africa “made the cheapest electricity in the world,” Dr. Christie said, which aided the process of uranium enrichment and made the country’s nuclear program a magnet for Western support. (South Africa also benefited from its status as a Cold War ally against the Soviet Union.)

Dr. Christie turned his findings over to the A.N.C. Instead of opting for the safety of England — there was the possibility of a lecturer position at Oxford — he returned home and was arrested by South Africa’s Security Police. He had been betrayed by Craig Williamson, a fellow student at Witwatersrand, who had become a spy for the security services and was later granted amnesty by South Africa’s Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

After 48 hours of torture, Dr. Christie wrote a forced confession — “the best thing I ever wrote,” he later told the BBC, noting that he had made sure the confession included “all my recommendations to the African National Congress” about the best way to sabotage Koeberg and other facilities.

“And, gloriously, the judge read it out in court,” Dr. Christie added. “So my recommendations went from the judge’s mouth” straight to the A.N.C.

Two years later, in December 1982, Koeberg was bombed by white A.N.C. operatives who had gotten jobs at the facility. They followed Dr. Christie’s instructions to the letter.


“Of all the achievements of the armed struggle, the bombing of Koeberg is there,” Dr. Christie said at the 2023 conference, emphasizing its importance. “Frankly, when I got to hearing of it, it made being in prison much, much easier to tolerate.”

Renfrew Leslie Christie was born in Johannesburg on Sept. 11, 1949, the only child of Frederick Christie, an accountant, and Lindsay (Taylor) Christie, who was soon widowed and raised her son alone while working as a secretary.

He attended King Edward VII School in Johannesburg and was conscripted into the army immediately after graduating. After his discharge, he enrolled at Witwatersrand. He was twice arrested after illegally visiting Black students at the University of the North at Turfloop, and was also arrested during a march on a police station where he said the anti-apartheid activist Winnie Mandela was being tortured.

He didn’t finish the course at Witwatersrand, instead earning bachelor’s and master’s degrees from the University of Cape Town in the mid-1970s before studying at Oxford. At Cape Town, he was a leader of the National Union of South African Students, an important anti-apartheid organization.

On June 6, 1980, he was sentenced to 10 years in prison under South Africa’s Terrorism Act, with four other sentences of five years each to run concurrently.

“I spent seven months in solitary,” Dr. Christie said in the 2023 speech. “Don’t let anybody kid you: No one comes out of solitary sane. My nightmares are awful.”

After his years in prison, he was granted amnesty in 1986 as the apartheid regime began to crumble. (It officially ended in 1994, when Nelson Mandela became the country’s first Black president.) He later had a long academic career at the University of the Western Cape, retiring in 2014 as dean of research and senior professor.

In addition to his daughter Camilla, he is survived by his wife, Dr. Menán du Plessis, a linguist and novelist he married in 1990; and another daughter, Aurora.

Asked by the BBC whether he was glad he had spied for the A.N.C., Dr. Christie didn’t hesitate.

“I was working for Nelson Mandela and uMkonto we Sizwe,” he said. “I’m very proud of that. We won. We got a democracy.”

Kirsten Noyes contributed research.



In prison cell and dungeon vile
Our thoughts to them are winging
When friends by shame are undefiled
How can I keep from singing?

– Pete Seeger

Wildlife

Jan. 15th, 2026 02:21 pm
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Monkeys With Smaller Testicles Scream Louder to Compensate

It's a "calls vs balls" tradeoff.

It’s a long-held belief that loudmouths overcompensate for something, but in the case of howler monkeys, science has confirmed it’s a biological fact. A landmark study by Dr. Jacob Dunn at Cambridge University, along with 2026 follow-up research, has established that monkeys who scream the loudest effectively “pay” for that volume with significantly smaller testes and lower sperm counts
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You gotta wonder if this applies to humans and some of their absurd behavior.

Neighborhood Poetry

Jan. 15th, 2026 02:06 pm
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[personal profile] sef1029 shared a picture of a tiny bulletin board for neighborhood poetry.  This is the kind of thing that anyone could put up, a riff on the Little Free (whatever) concept.  It would work just as well for any kind of creative writing that fits on one page, like nature writing or drabbles, as well as things like copies of a journal page with a sketch and description of local flora or fauna. 

No poem?  No problem!  Sponsors of my work get nonexclusive reprint rights.  I'd be happy to write one-page poems for neighborhood use.  See something of mine that you already like?  Chip in, you're a cosponsor, you can pass around free copies. 

Also keep an eye out for local poets in your area who might like to participate.  Watch for bookstores, libraries, coffeehouses, etc. to host an open mike night, poetry reading, author signing, etc. where you can meet poets from your area.  These also make good places to put up a poetry post, indoors or outdoors.

Of course, you could also look up classic poems in the public domain and use those.

This Year 365 songs: January 15th

Jan. 15th, 2026 02:11 pm
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 Today we have Song for Mark and Joel:


The annotations on this song are, or at least feel, a bit inside baseball.  That's not, like, inappropriate. They explain how this song's chord structure is based on something the titular Mark and Joel do in one of their songs (Fortune Came Today) for their band Wckr Spgt, and so he used the chorus ("trouble came by") and the title to allude to Wckr Spgt. But it's written more for people who are in the know than for those who are not.  In the last annotation, Darnielle talked about how he liked that song because the narrator "withholds more than he shares", and so, I guess it is fitting that this annotation tells us some very specific details about the origin of this song, and him relating the homage to Mark and Joel, while hinting at all the stories not being told.

I did also listen to that Wckr Spgt song.  Wckr Spgt is not for me.  One thing I do find interesting is the music that John Darnielle likes that I don't.  Darnielle is a big fan of metal, and that has not really been my genre.  He wrote a book of epistolary novel music criticism about Black Sabbath, and he was a guest expert on Judge John Hodgman's podcast one time for a dispute about heavy metal.  (Nothing against metal! My girlfriend fiancée is a big metal fan. I'm sure there is metal I would like, to be honest, but it feels like it is in the "few and far between" category, rather than the "pop on any old playlist".) 

Anyway, I'm not sure how much of my awareness of this is related to just the sheer breadth of the musical styles that Darnielle appreciates (I can't actually imagine a general category of music he would shut down carte blanche), but I don't think it is just that, because he has strong identification with his roots in metal fandom, or his Wckr Spgt (dadaist punk?) influences/time-in-that-band. And I am not sure what to make of the fact that he mostly doesn't make music like that when he is making music, even though that's the music he has such fondness for. 

Neighborhood poetry

Jan. 15th, 2026 11:41 am
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poem posted in park strip 
One of my neighbors has a tiny bulletin board in the park strip where she posts a new poem every couple weeks. Love walking the dog by here. 

Birdfeeding

Jan. 15th, 2026 01:38 pm
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Today is mostly sunny and cold.

I fed the birds.  I've seen a flock of sparrows and a starling.

I put out water for the birds.

EDIT 1/15/26 -- I did a bit of work around the patio.

EDIT 1/15/26 -- I did more work around the patio.

EDIT 1/15/26 -- I did some work around the yard.

I've seen a downy woodpecker drumming on a branch, and a pair of cardinals flying away.

EDIT 1/15/26 -- I dumped out the cloverleaf pots and stacked them upside-down on the patio.  Last year I tried growing wild strawberries in towers.  This didn't work great because 1) the berries weren't very good, 2) the towers were difficult to water, and 3) they were prone to falling over.  However, I learned some things so it wasn't a wasted effort.  I'm not sure what I'll try next.  Certainly I could plant better strawberries, either my wild ones or the pink-flowered Toscano that produced excellent berries last summer.  Watering should be easier with a hose.  Stability, hmm, I might try stakes or just spread them out.



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Maybe.(I'm not really clear on some of the rules since my dad retired and I get the retirement amount of Social Security, but it also stinks that SSI is so punitive, since the people on it got disabled younger and/or don't have much work history...that's mean, not protective, in my opinion of course.) After trying to drag through a bill that raises asset limits for years, I thought about it one day: Like, fuck the asset limits. (showing off that big policy brain and keen ear for messaging that have made me obscure) Give everyone the retirement amount once they show that they are disabled...it's not princely, but it could meet a modest nut. Which is supposed to be the point of all of that, not some game where you see how much they let you lie.(and, you have to because the amounts are too small for an honest life with any pleasures in it.)
Instead, they create accounts so that teens and twentysomethings can Save Up For College, because tell me again how school fixes everything.(I don't actually know that I know anyone who does this, but I'm too old and haven't mentored in ages. Maybe it rocks. Still seems a bit convoluted.)
Which brings me back to my title and how there is a certain irony in how many fundraisers my activist, yet SSDi- having ass gets invited to. I mean, I don't exactly need them to "give me money"--I had gifts from the holidays and I like contributing, but it does feel like the consideration flows in the wrong direction sometimes.
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Donald Trump keeps insisting that the USA absolutely must have Greenland, and his threats of taking over the island haven’t let up. Wednesday, the foreign ministers of Greenland and Denmark met with JD Vance and Marco Rubio at the White House, but the prospects of dissuading the administration from Trump’s weird fantasy seem no better.

“We didn’t manage to change the American position,” Danish Foreign Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen told reporters after the meeting. “It’s clear that the president has this wish of conquering over Greenland.”

Vivian Motzfeldt, Greenland’s foreign minister, likewise said that her country — a semiautonomous part of Denmark — wants to keep cooperating with the US, but added that doesn’t mean that Greenland wants to be “owned by the United States.” The USA already has a major military base there, for stashing JD Vance away, and as a member of NATO, the US also has a treaty obligation to defend Greenland, which is rather the opposite of what we’re talking about now. Trump isn’t very hot on NATO, though, so he pretends that the US actually needs to take over Greenland to “defend” it from Russia or China.

Trump’s continued threats may be delusional, but he has a long history of doing the stupidest possible thing in every circumstance, so to be on the safe side, Denmark and other European nations are sending contingents of military forces to Greenland to have some boots on the ground in hopes of at least making Trump think twice before launching a war against our NATO allies.

This raises the interesting class discussion question of what might happen if the US invades Greenland anyway, triggering Article 5 of the NATO treaty, which treats an attack on any NATO member as an attack on all. Would Trump then be obliged to send the US military to kidnap himself?

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Prior to the White House meeting, Greenland’s Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen said at a press conference with his Danish counterpart, “If we have to choose between the United States and Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark.”

Nielsen continued, “One thing must be clear to everyone. Greenland does not want to be owned by the United States. Greenland does not want to be governed by the United States. Greenland does not want to be part of the United States.”

Asked about Nielsen’s remarks, Trump went Full Dipshit, explaining, “Well, that's their problem. I disagree with him. I don’t know who he is, don’t know anything about him. But that's going to be a big problem for him.”

So far, the NATO deployments to Greenland have been pretty limited: 15 French mountain infantry members were there already for training exercises, and President Emmanuel Macron said Wednesday that additional “military elements are already en route,” with others to follow. The German Defense Ministry said it will send 13 military personnel to Greenland on Thursday. Norway and Sweden have also pledged to send troops, and Denmark is stepping up its military presence in Greenland too.

The European troops will in part be getting logistics in place for larger deployments of troops who will participate in defense drills to come a little later this year.

The NATO troops aren’t being sent in large enough numbers to repel an American invasion, certainly, but to serve as a strategic “tripwire” that could deter Trump from invading at all, and to underline that if he attacked Greenland and killed allied troops, it would be a publicity disaster, and almost certainly the end of NATO — which Trump doesn’t give two shits about, unfortunately. This week he also said that while he “liked” NATO, he thinks it needs the US more than the other way around, and he dismissed Greenland’s defenses as “two dog sleds,” Ha! Ha!

Whether Trump remotely understands how much blowback there’d be is anyone’s guess. But there’s at least the remote chance some of his advisers would point out that if a Greenland invasion led European countries to cut off trade with the US, he wouldn’t be able to impose tariffs on them anymore.

Trump repeated earlier this week that “one way or the other, we’re going to have Greenland.” That ignores the fact that a poll of Greenlanders last year found that just six percent wanted to leave Denmark and become part of the US, while 85 percent were opposed. As if the opinion of the population of 57,000 mattered. If Trump cares at all about what Americans think (he doesn’t), a Quinnipiac University poll released Wednesday found that 86 percent of Americans are against using the military to take over Greenland, too. Only nine percent are in favor.

Trump posted on his stupid fake Twitter Wednesday that He’s Gotta Have It (Greenland) and that “anything less than that is unacceptable.”

Screenshot of Truth Social post by Donald Trump, January 14, 2026: 'The United States needs Greenland for the purpose of National Security. It is vital for the Golden Dome that we are building. NATO should be leading the way for us to get it. IF WE DON’T, RUSSIA OR CHINA WILL, AND THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! Militarily, without the vast power of the United States, much of which I built during my first term, and am now bringing to a new and even higher level, NATO would not be an effective force or deterrent - Not even close! They know that, and so do I. NATO becomes far more formidable and effective with Greenland in the hands of the UNITED STATES. Anything less than that is unacceptable. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT'

Or hell, maybe Trump will simply decide he can’t bring himself to go to war with Peter Boysen, the head of Denmark’s Army, who as this Atlantic article makes clear (gift link) is a lean mean fighting machine who’s straight out of central casting.

We’ll keep you updated on whether we’re at war again, assuming the internet isn’t shut down when Trump invokes the Insurrection Act in Minnesota.

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