So, this first of the Five Things Which Never Happened Between Garak And Bashir, promised to
altariel1 long ago, finally demanded to be written right now. Be warned: as with the Five Things Which Never Happened Between Kira And Dukat, these are not going to be five romantic get-togethers.
This one takes its alternate course near the end of Our Man Bashir. There are also spoilers for The Wire and a very obscure one for Dr. Bashir, I Presume.
( So there was this holo program... )
I swear, this whole angsty extravaganza was inspired by Phil Farrand's observation that Garak used a singularily complicated phrasing to ask for the door in Our Man Bashir, instead of the more usual one everyone else uses in all other episodes.
On to more fluffy things:
( More quizzes, precious! )
Hm. I can see
honorh in that role, and
themerovingian's pups certainly have practice in the other one, but otherwise...
This one takes its alternate course near the end of Our Man Bashir. There are also spoilers for The Wire and a very obscure one for Dr. Bashir, I Presume.
( So there was this holo program... )
I swear, this whole angsty extravaganza was inspired by Phil Farrand's observation that Garak used a singularily complicated phrasing to ask for the door in Our Man Bashir, instead of the more usual one everyone else uses in all other episodes.
On to more fluffy things:
( More quizzes, precious! )
Hm. I can see