Now, considering that some of your minions really appear to have no idea of discretion and should be gotten rid of immediately, may I borrow them to save Angelus? I promise I’ll get them all killed.

THAT is Darla. She's so breathtakingly practical. Perfect.

Two questions:

1) Are you friendable? and

2) I note "Orson Welles" in your interest list. Have you ever heard the clip from the cartoon "The Critic," a parody of him doing a frozen peas commercial? It contains an utterly sophomoric joke that still somehow reduces me to hysterics every time I hear it.