Bah. My major starry-eyed fannish crushes were

a) one middle-aged paunchy alien who by making a fatal decision is responsible for a horrible war (Londo Mollari, Babylon 5)

b) one Machiavellian middle-aged ex-agent/evil overlord/back to agent again, obsessed with a dead Italian Renaissance prophet (Arvin Sloane, Alias - never cared much for Sark/David Anders, but OMG Sloane/Ron Rifkin, I love you)

c) One evil vampire (Darla) who spent most of her four centuries killing people and playing mind games, and

d) her emotionally unstable raised in a hell dimension offspring (Connor).

Your taste is totally harmless in comparison.