Quark (DS9) with Anya (BtVS). I've said it before, I'll say it again: they'd be ideal for each other.

You are completely, absolutely right.

I want to go on a pub crawl with Anna Grant, Garak, and Faramir. It was pointed out to me that the first two would spend the whole evening trying to pull poor Faramir, but at least I'd be an entertained spectator. And, potentially, a comparatively safe haven.