List O' Lust

[selenak]

Taken from kernezelda, hobsonphile and some other people:


If you'd shag them put the name in bold. If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics. If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is. If you wouldn't shag them at gunpoint, cross the name out.
Original instructions: Add one or more character names and/or fandoms of your own. Once the list gets long enough to be unwieldy (use your judgment) start removing one name for every name you add.
Altered: Delete fandoms you don't know, add one or more that you do.



Mal Reynolds
Zoe Warren
Hoban "Wash" Washburn (only if Zoe weren't around anymore, I adore them together)
Inara Serra
Jayne Cobb
Kaylee Frye
Simon Tam
River Tam
Shepherd Book


James T. Kirk (No. Just... no.)
Spock (Yes, I know. A cliché fangirl I. Still can't help it.)
Leonard McCoy (To quote Jadzia Dax, he has the hands of a surgeon!)
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
Pavel Chekov (He's cute; also, there is a resemblance to a certain other character I find attractive *g*)
Hikaru Sulu
Lt. Uhura
Christine Chapel
Janice Rand


Jean-Luc Picard (Oh Captain, my Captain. The voice alone.)
William T. Riker (too much of a Kirk resemblance)
Geordi LaForge
Tasha Yar
Worf
Beverly Crusher
Deanna Troi
Data
Wesley Crusher
Guinan


Benjamin Sisko
Kira Nerys
Jadzia Dax (with her experience and her sense of humour and that beautiful body?)
Ezri Dax
Julian Bashir (I'm shipping him with Garak, but I probably wouldn't say no to the chocolate eyes in the right mood)
Miles O'Brien
Odo
Quark

John Crichton (though I suspect I'd want to gag him the morning after)
Aeryn Sun
D'Argo
Zhaan
Chiana (what? see above, re: Jadzia Dax)
Rygel (Rygel, you know I love you, but it's entirely platonic)
Crais (with the caveat of getting the hell out of there afterwards before I die a tragic death)
Scorpius (I entirely blame alara_r for the idea this could be verrrrrry interesting, but I would need the drinks first)
Grayza
Pilot (sorry to go all bipedalist on you, cute guy)
Stark


Roj Blake (this might be influenced by the fact Gareth Thomas is immensely huggable, but still)
Jenna Stannis
Kerr Avon (and boy would I ever get out of there first thing the next morning, not wanting to end up dead very soon)
Cally
Vila Restal
Dayna Mellanby
Del Tarrant
Soolin
Servalan (see Avon)
Travis


John Sheridan
Jeffrey Sinclair
Delenn
Susan Ivanova
Michael Garibaldi
Zack Allen
Lennier
Marcus Cole
Lyta Alexander
Na'Toth
Kosh
Talia Winters
Elizabeth Lochley (intriguing mixture of controlled present and wild past)
Byron (Never. Ever.)
Alfred Bester (What? I so would. Provided I were a telepath in this scenario, though if you take the books into account, mundane Louise
enjoyed the experience as well)
Neroon
Zathras
Londo Mollari (My love for Londo is mainly platonical, but I sure wouldn't say no if he asked)
G'Kar (see above)
Vir Cotto


William "Husker" Adama
Laura Roslin (I adore her madly, but really can't figure a scenario in which I would)
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace
Lee "Apollo" Adama
Gaius Baltar (actually, wouldn't that count as a threesome with Six? Wouldn't be a problem, btw)
Number Six
Sharon "Boomer" Valerii
Saul Tigh
Galenn Tyrol
Karl "Helo" Agathon
Dualla
Billy Keikeya
Tom Zarek (this is strange, because I didn't find Richard Hatch attractive as Apollo on the old show, but I do have this thing for manipulative
intelligent people)


Luke Skywalker
Han Solo
Princess Leia
Chewbacca (sorry, Chewie)
Lando Calrissian
C-3P0
R2-D2
Yoda
Darth Vader (My first SW crush, but I'd need the drinks first; methinks the Force can be used in many creative ways...)


Anakin Skywalker (and everyone is widely surprised)
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Padme Amidala
Mace Windu
Yoda
Bail Organa
Jar-Jar Binks
Qui-Gon Jin (voice, charisma, plus that Force thing from above; also, he's my favourite unfallen Jedi)


Sydney Bristow
Jack Bristow (yes, I'd need some artificial encouragement to steady my nerves)
Irina Derevko
Nadia Santos
Michael Vaughn
Eric Weiss (he's cute, he's witty, why not?)
Julian Sark
Lauren Reed
Will Tippin (see above re: Weiss)
Katya Derevko
Elena Derevko
Judy Barnett
Emily Sloane
Arvin Sloane (naturally, I would; which is why I'm glad I'm not living in the Alias'verse, because it's so much safer for me and mine to fangirl him from a distance)

Comments

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

omg, you crack me up.

who is Chekhov supposed to look like? I have an enormous dead-writer crush on Anton, but that's probably not who you mean.

[ide-cyan.livejournal.com]

He rather looks like a younger Bester.

[selenak.livejournal.com]

As ide_cyan pointed out, he looks like a young Bester, due to being played by the same actor, only decades earlier.*g*

Always glad to amuse, of course.

[andraste]

Hee. If you and I ever find that portal to another universe, we need to make it one with multiple eligible bachelors, because otherwise we'll either have to fight over them or work out some kind of roster system *g*.

[selenak.livejournal.com]

Hey, most of them aren't monogamous. I'm sure we'll work something out.*g*

[andraste]

Hey, most of them aren't monogamous. I'm sure we'll work something out.*g*

Must to the bemusement of the men involved, no doubt *g*.

(Although Londo and G'Kar would probably be more thrilled than bemused if two women with exotic accents turned up and started working out a schedule for them. It's part of their charm.)

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Hmm... lot of "love them and duck very very fast" names in there, from my fave babe Servalan onwards.

[selenak.livejournal.com]

True, true. I'd really have to hone my fast exit skills first.*g*

[kernezelda]

Is there any reason some of these couldn't be gagged beforehand? On the other hand, indulging oral fixations could lead to many happy moments.

[selenak.livejournal.com]

That would be my reason not to gag beforehand.*g*