Bad Summaries meme
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fernwithy: Write deliberately terrible summaries of your stories, FFN-style.
Okay, a representative quota from various fandoms in which I've written. The stories described thereafter are to be found here. So, let's channel my inner 13-years-old:
"The Haunting, Hunted Kind": Darla meets Connor, like, in a "Portrait of Jennie" way, but without the icky romance OMG!
"Not in Words": Marriage with Londo sucks. Timov doesn't get to have sex with him even once! (Except in the special edition of this story, but I won't write those scenes unless U r&r pleaze!!!!)
"City Girls": Buffy and Dawn are in Rome after the show, and there's monster fighting and lots of tourism. Angel reference! Spike reference! Darla reference! All my friends like it so I posted it.
"Cold Heaven": Prophet/Sisko sex! But not like that LOL, it's Joseph not Ben.
"Facets": Sloane/Emily! Sloane/Rambaldi (but not like THAT - ICK!)! Sloane/Irina! Sloane/Jack! Sloane/Sydney! Hey, it's not my fault he's into the Bristow clan, so don't flame plz!
"Sole Occidente": Padmé puts on her old dress for Palpatine and he totally blows her off.
In other news,shezan is going to come for the weekend, and as I'll be showing her Bamberg and visiting the Bayreuth Festival with her, that means even less online access. So I was really lucky to be in possession of all 22 episodes of American Gothic before that, thanks to kernzelda, who cannot be praised enough.
fernwithy: Write deliberately terrible summaries of your stories, FFN-style. Okay, a representative quota from various fandoms in which I've written. The stories described thereafter are to be found here. So, let's channel my inner 13-years-old:
"The Haunting, Hunted Kind": Darla meets Connor, like, in a "Portrait of Jennie" way, but without the icky romance OMG!
"Not in Words": Marriage with Londo sucks. Timov doesn't get to have sex with him even once! (Except in the special edition of this story, but I won't write those scenes unless U r&r pleaze!!!!)
"City Girls": Buffy and Dawn are in Rome after the show, and there's monster fighting and lots of tourism. Angel reference! Spike reference! Darla reference! All my friends like it so I posted it.
"Cold Heaven": Prophet/Sisko sex! But not like that LOL, it's Joseph not Ben.
"Facets": Sloane/Emily! Sloane/Rambaldi (but not like THAT - ICK!)! Sloane/Irina! Sloane/Jack! Sloane/Sydney! Hey, it's not my fault he's into the Bristow clan, so don't flame plz!
"Sole Occidente": Padmé puts on her old dress for Palpatine and he totally blows her off.
In other news,
shezan is going to come for the weekend, and as I'll be showing her Bamberg and visiting the Bayreuth Festival with her, that means even less online access. So I was really lucky to be in possession of all 22 episodes of American Gothic before that, thanks to kernzelda, who cannot be praised enough.
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Date: 2005-07-30 04:56 pm (UTC)As if I didn't have my multiverse stuff to finish. But okay, sooner or later, you'll get your Centauri marriage porn. *g*