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Fanfiction Meme
May. 27th, 2004 12:24 pmAs I don't have any fanfiction works-in-progress except for the Very Secret ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
multiverse2004 thing, I decided to use a modified version of this meme to sum up a selection of some of my humble endeavours in fandom accomplished so far.
Highlander
The Covenants Trilogy
INCUBUS:
Methos: MacLeod has officially lost it. I need an expert in the paranormal. You're selected.
Cassandra: Do I get to kill you afterwards?
Methos: You get to try.
Cassandra: Okay, then. Hey, what's this pre-Immortal kid doing in the woods?
Methos: No idea. Let's bond through adopting it.
Cassandra: In your dreams. Hey, it's your turn to babysit.
Methos: In your… wait, now your Watcher has gone mad as well and killed the kid, thereby making it Immortal. You know what this means.
Cassandra: Let's bond through killing the child in order to save her from Kenny's fate.
Methos: Okay.
TRANSFERENCES
Amy: I have issues. About my biological dad, my dad who raised me, and my first assignment as a Watcher at which a failed.
Amy's Supervisor: Go interview Cassandra's last Watcher, that'll make you feel better.
Andrew Lanart: I killed the kid because watching millennia-old Immies drives you round the bent.
Methos: Hi, Joe.
Amy: Hi, Joe. Hi, millennia-old-Immie.
Methos: Did Joe's daughter just blackmail me? I must be getting old.
ONCE OUT OF NATURE
Cassandra: Some scientists have a bunch of us captured. We need to take them out and destroy the evidence of immortality, or we're all screwed. And MacLeod isn't ruthless enough.
Methos: Okay, I'm in. But no more lectures on my career as Death.
Amy: Did Methos just use me and manipulate me? Bastard.
Cassandra. Okay, here's the plan. I mindwipe, you kill whom I can't mindwipe.
Methos: Job done… waitaminute, you weren't supposed to mindwipe yourself.
Cassandra: has amnesia which covers three millennia and takes her back to Before Methos.
Methos: You know, I kind of like you this way.
Duncan, Joe and Amy: We don't. Bastard.
Methos and Cassandra: angst, as Cass gets the memories back.
Jossverse
THE HAUNTING, HUNTED KIND
Darla: You must be a ghost.
Connor: Am not. You are.
Darla: I knew we had something in common.
FIVE THINGS WHICH NEVER HAPPENED TO WARREN
a) Warren: Willow and I have so much in common, take 1.
b) Warren: Being recruited by Maggie Walsh is a new and exciting way to go evil.
c) Warren: The Buffybot and Me. Sunnydale's answer to Thelma and Louise.
d) Warren: I so should have had Jonathan mindwiped on the show.
e) Warren: Willow and I have so much in common, take 2.
Babylon 5
TRUTH OR DARE
G'Kar: Mollari, it's time to reexamine your life.
Londo: Okay. Dinner?
NOT IN WORDS
Timov: Being married to you is a trial.
Londo: Same here. Want to stay married?
Timov: You had to say that, didn't you?
Deep Space Nine
FIVE THINGS WHICH NEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN KIRA AND DUKAT
a) Dukat: It's the eve of the occupation, and I'm in a bad mood. Let's have sex, attractive terrorist.
Kira: Die, scum!
b) Dukat: My daughter Ziyal is dead, and my lover Naprem lives. Watch me being ambiguous.
Kira: I don't get it.
Naprem: Figures.
c) Dukat: Playing midwife is so not how I wanted us to get close.
Kira: Shut up, Dukat. Also, die, scum.
Dukat: Not this time. Die, dearest.
d) Kira: I'll show Odo. He's not the only one who can have sex with mass murderers.
Dukat: Err, thanks?
e) Meru: The resistance killed my husband. I'm done being a Bajoran. Kids, meet your new Dad.
Kira: I love you, Daddy!
Dukat: I love you too, Nerys.
QUARK'S DAY
Quark: I've got issues.
Rest of the Ensemble: So do we!
multiverse2004 thing, I decided to use a modified version of this meme to sum up a selection of some of my humble endeavours in fandom accomplished so far. Highlander
The Covenants Trilogy
INCUBUS:
Methos: MacLeod has officially lost it. I need an expert in the paranormal. You're selected.
Cassandra: Do I get to kill you afterwards?
Methos: You get to try.
Cassandra: Okay, then. Hey, what's this pre-Immortal kid doing in the woods?
Methos: No idea. Let's bond through adopting it.
Cassandra: In your dreams. Hey, it's your turn to babysit.
Methos: In your… wait, now your Watcher has gone mad as well and killed the kid, thereby making it Immortal. You know what this means.
Cassandra: Let's bond through killing the child in order to save her from Kenny's fate.
Methos: Okay.
TRANSFERENCES
Amy: I have issues. About my biological dad, my dad who raised me, and my first assignment as a Watcher at which a failed.
Amy's Supervisor: Go interview Cassandra's last Watcher, that'll make you feel better.
Andrew Lanart: I killed the kid because watching millennia-old Immies drives you round the bent.
Methos: Hi, Joe.
Amy: Hi, Joe. Hi, millennia-old-Immie.
Methos: Did Joe's daughter just blackmail me? I must be getting old.
ONCE OUT OF NATURE
Cassandra: Some scientists have a bunch of us captured. We need to take them out and destroy the evidence of immortality, or we're all screwed. And MacLeod isn't ruthless enough.
Methos: Okay, I'm in. But no more lectures on my career as Death.
Amy: Did Methos just use me and manipulate me? Bastard.
Cassandra. Okay, here's the plan. I mindwipe, you kill whom I can't mindwipe.
Methos: Job done… waitaminute, you weren't supposed to mindwipe yourself.
Cassandra: has amnesia which covers three millennia and takes her back to Before Methos.
Methos: You know, I kind of like you this way.
Duncan, Joe and Amy: We don't. Bastard.
Methos and Cassandra: angst, as Cass gets the memories back.
Jossverse
THE HAUNTING, HUNTED KIND
Darla: You must be a ghost.
Connor: Am not. You are.
Darla: I knew we had something in common.
FIVE THINGS WHICH NEVER HAPPENED TO WARREN
a) Warren: Willow and I have so much in common, take 1.
b) Warren: Being recruited by Maggie Walsh is a new and exciting way to go evil.
c) Warren: The Buffybot and Me. Sunnydale's answer to Thelma and Louise.
d) Warren: I so should have had Jonathan mindwiped on the show.
e) Warren: Willow and I have so much in common, take 2.
Babylon 5
TRUTH OR DARE
G'Kar: Mollari, it's time to reexamine your life.
Londo: Okay. Dinner?
NOT IN WORDS
Timov: Being married to you is a trial.
Londo: Same here. Want to stay married?
Timov: You had to say that, didn't you?
Deep Space Nine
FIVE THINGS WHICH NEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN KIRA AND DUKAT
a) Dukat: It's the eve of the occupation, and I'm in a bad mood. Let's have sex, attractive terrorist.
Kira: Die, scum!
b) Dukat: My daughter Ziyal is dead, and my lover Naprem lives. Watch me being ambiguous.
Kira: I don't get it.
Naprem: Figures.
c) Dukat: Playing midwife is so not how I wanted us to get close.
Kira: Shut up, Dukat. Also, die, scum.
Dukat: Not this time. Die, dearest.
d) Kira: I'll show Odo. He's not the only one who can have sex with mass murderers.
Dukat: Err, thanks?
e) Meru: The resistance killed my husband. I'm done being a Bajoran. Kids, meet your new Dad.
Kira: I love you, Daddy!
Dukat: I love you too, Nerys.
QUARK'S DAY
Quark: I've got issues.
Rest of the Ensemble: So do we!
