When fandoms collide in a sportive fashion...

English people on my list, pray tell me why my icon team loses this cricket match. The rest of you, especially if you like me have no idea how cricket works (except that Wellington claimed that cricket practice won the battle of Waterloo, or something), enjoy the multifandom insanity that vaznetti has wrought. It contains such gems like this:

Solo scores much faster than Adama, but is bowled out when Corleone comes back on. Han doesn't do so well against criminal masterminds, but at least doesn't end up frozen in carbonite this time.

Or like this:

When Sun comes in, Corleone decides to let Crichton bowl, and this freaks Aeryn out. Krycek comes on, knowing full well that if he doesn't perform, Adama will toss him out the airlock. He makes 4, which is pretty good for a man with one arm.

Or rhis:

When Wesley comes on to bat, Corleone brings on Buffy to bowl against him; Wesley reverts to his early season persona and is out for a duck.

(Considering that all the examples I picked are favourable to my team, I comprehend even less why we lose.)