Crossover dialogue meme

From daybreak77:

You, the reading list, give me two characters you know I'm familiar with from different fandoms, and I'll give you a dialogue between them, without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other -- just a silly crossover conversation for fun with no backstory.

Crossover dialogues, first bunch

Some prompts from this morning's meme answered, at your service. :)


For trude:

( Donna Noble (Doctor Who) and Kilgarrah (Merlin) )

For ffutures:

( Dawn Summers (BtvS) and the Swami Clang (Help!) )

For likeadeuce:

( Atia of the Julii (Rome) and River Song (Doctor Who) )

For chaila:

( Patty Hewes (Damages) and Laura Roslin (BSG) )