January Meme: My favourite conspiracy theory

Since the Roswell aliens story got exploded by the simple fact that the Orange Menace would never, ever, been able to keep it a secret, I'm going with "the lost Doctor Who episodes all exist on tape in Simbabwe. I don't know why in Simbabwe in particular - as opposed to other countries formerly colonized by the Brits - but I like it. Both because it would mean the episodes stll exist and because, if there is ever a non-bloodthirsty, non corrupt ruler, the citiizens of Simbabwe could sell those episodes to global DW fandom and get some money back into the country.

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