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selenakFringe: still haven’t watched it. My dread builds up. I think I'll wait till the next episode is there...
The Good Wife: I did watch the episode and enjoyed it save for one Eli related moment, but right now can’t find anything intelligent to say about it.
Therefore, what you get is fannish silliness. I give you the
Live Lessons Learned by Breaking Bad
1.) There is no end to the practical use of chemistry. Even if you're not planning on a criminal career. Therefore, apply yourself in high school!
2.) Always pay your taxes.
3.) Loyalty is a life saving virtue. Even when it's directed at the wrong person.
4.) Georgia O'Keefe encourages romance
5.) Pizza really shouldn't be used as a weapon in a marital argument
6.) Turtles and wheelchairs can have an explosive amount of similarities
7.) If you're at that point where you lie more than you tell the truth, at least make sure nobody is around you when you're on painkillers, drunk or otherwise about to pass out. You're bound to say something truthful you'll regret when you wake up.
8.) Never try to outnegotiate a bookkeeper
9.) Sex with your boss to get back at your husband is only worth it if your boss isn't even more frustrating, not mention stupid.
10.) If you're intending to successfully poison people, don't tell anyone. Seriously, don't. The moment you do, your attempt is bound to fail.
11.) Successful criminals don't meet at remote, picturesque locations; they prefer fast food restaurants.
12.) Whatever your problem is: better call Saul!
The Good Wife: I did watch the episode and enjoyed it save for one Eli related moment, but right now can’t find anything intelligent to say about it.
Therefore, what you get is fannish silliness. I give you the
Live Lessons Learned by Breaking Bad
1.) There is no end to the practical use of chemistry. Even if you're not planning on a criminal career. Therefore, apply yourself in high school!
2.) Always pay your taxes.
3.) Loyalty is a life saving virtue. Even when it's directed at the wrong person.
4.) Georgia O'Keefe encourages romance
5.) Pizza really shouldn't be used as a weapon in a marital argument
6.) Turtles and wheelchairs can have an explosive amount of similarities
7.) If you're at that point where you lie more than you tell the truth, at least make sure nobody is around you when you're on painkillers, drunk or otherwise about to pass out. You're bound to say something truthful you'll regret when you wake up.
8.) Never try to outnegotiate a bookkeeper
9.) Sex with your boss to get back at your husband is only worth it if your boss isn't even more frustrating, not mention stupid.
10.) If you're intending to successfully poison people, don't tell anyone. Seriously, don't. The moment you do, your attempt is bound to fail.
11.) Successful criminals don't meet at remote, picturesque locations; they prefer fast food restaurants.
12.) Whatever your problem is: better call Saul!
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