In which we learn a new definition of crocodile tears. Also that CIA agents suck at childcare, but that's not news if you've watched Alias.

( He'll get tired of the sound of your voice and will want to hear his )

The one advantage falling behind with a tv show offers: watching several episodes in a row, which heightens the rush. Will be on to episode 7 soon.

( There is a flu making the rounds )