"They killed Doyle? Wah! The show is ruined!"
"WESLEY? Wesley is going to replace Doyle? How can a dull stuck-up Brit ever replace an adorable Irish half-demon? And that actor, I hate him! The show is ruined!"
"I sure hope they won't use that Gunn fellow to ursurp Wesley's place and screentime. That would ruin the show."
"Darla being back sucks. Julie Benz can't act. And she's taking all the screentime away from Cordy! The show is ruined!"
"Where the hell are Darla and Drusilla? Their story wasn't wrapped up at all. And why are we suddenly in Disneyland? The show is ruined!"
"Lindsey gone? But he must return! Lilah is so dull. She can't be the main W&H person. Lilah without Lindsey, all the time? The show is RUINED."
"Why did we had to add this Fred person? Why couldn't we add Lilah to the credits instead? The show is ruined."
"Darla pregnant? How much more soap-opera like can you get? THE SHOW IS RUINED."
"Darla dead? Sacrificing herself? Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. That's so out of character. And also, the show is ruined."
"Why doesn't anybody kill the baby already? Connor ruins the show, I tell you."
"Now Connor is back as a teenager? Doesn't Joss know we need no whiny teenagers on AtS? This is so selling out to the demographic. He ruins the showwwwwwww!"
"Lilah dead? Joss is a woman-hater in his heart who only likes girls and can't understand the complexity of Lilah. The show is RUINED!"
(Interjection: This is where Angel Fandom rule No.1 comes into place: When in doubt, bash Joss. Never Tim Minear, only rarely the departed David Greenwalt, and never any of the other Angel writers, except for random swipes at David Fury because of his BTVS status, or at Mere Smith, because we can't have OTHER fangirls graduating from writing posts at the Bronze to writing scripts on the show.)
(In BTVS fandom, of course, rule No.1 is: When in doubt, bash Marti. THEN bash Joss.)
(On with the fun:)
"Oh, how we have fallen after Angelus and Faith. This Jasmine character sucks. She's supposed to be the Big Bad? Joss is so working out his Firefly issues and it's ruining the show."
"Oh. Wow. But...this can't be the end of Connor, right? What do you mean, VK will only be back for an episode or so? And CC on a recurring basis instead of a regular? No, this can't be because of her baby. This is clearly Joss' fault. Now I'm seriously wondering about the future of the show..."
"Who? Are you sure? In season 5? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Joss, you bastard, you're ruining the show!!!!"
And that's all I'm going to say about the current hysteria.
"WESLEY? Wesley is going to replace Doyle? How can a dull stuck-up Brit ever replace an adorable Irish half-demon? And that actor, I hate him! The show is ruined!"
"I sure hope they won't use that Gunn fellow to ursurp Wesley's place and screentime. That would ruin the show."
"Darla being back sucks. Julie Benz can't act. And she's taking all the screentime away from Cordy! The show is ruined!"
"Where the hell are Darla and Drusilla? Their story wasn't wrapped up at all. And why are we suddenly in Disneyland? The show is ruined!"
"Lindsey gone? But he must return! Lilah is so dull. She can't be the main W&H person. Lilah without Lindsey, all the time? The show is RUINED."
"Why did we had to add this Fred person? Why couldn't we add Lilah to the credits instead? The show is ruined."
"Darla pregnant? How much more soap-opera like can you get? THE SHOW IS RUINED."
"Darla dead? Sacrificing herself? Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. That's so out of character. And also, the show is ruined."
"Why doesn't anybody kill the baby already? Connor ruins the show, I tell you."
"Now Connor is back as a teenager? Doesn't Joss know we need no whiny teenagers on AtS? This is so selling out to the demographic. He ruins the showwwwwwww!"
"Lilah dead? Joss is a woman-hater in his heart who only likes girls and can't understand the complexity of Lilah. The show is RUINED!"
(Interjection: This is where Angel Fandom rule No.1 comes into place: When in doubt, bash Joss. Never Tim Minear, only rarely the departed David Greenwalt, and never any of the other Angel writers, except for random swipes at David Fury because of his BTVS status, or at Mere Smith, because we can't have OTHER fangirls graduating from writing posts at the Bronze to writing scripts on the show.)
(In BTVS fandom, of course, rule No.1 is: When in doubt, bash Marti. THEN bash Joss.)
(On with the fun:)
"Oh, how we have fallen after Angelus and Faith. This Jasmine character sucks. She's supposed to be the Big Bad? Joss is so working out his Firefly issues and it's ruining the show."
"Oh. Wow. But...this can't be the end of Connor, right? What do you mean, VK will only be back for an episode or so? And CC on a recurring basis instead of a regular? No, this can't be because of her baby. This is clearly Joss' fault. Now I'm seriously wondering about the future of the show..."
"Who? Are you sure? In season 5? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Joss, you bastard, you're ruining the show!!!!"
And that's all I'm going to say about the current hysteria.
*giggles*
Date: 2003-07-21 02:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-21 03:09 am (UTC)Thanks!
Date: 2003-07-21 05:24 am (UTC)A wonderfully amusing timeline there
Date: 2003-07-21 03:18 am (UTC)Damn strait! ::laugh::
Quite. <g>
Date: 2003-07-21 05:39 am (UTC)Re: Quite. <g>
Date: 2003-07-21 08:19 pm (UTC)Why'd you have to play the sex card?
On the other hand...woman's got issues--S&M related.
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Date: 2003-07-21 04:32 am (UTC)There is so much recrimination against the writers, actors, etc., when fans aren't happy, but if the creators of the program consider it a worthy effort, then shouldn't they stay true to their vision? It is their baby, after all.
You're not apathetic, you're wise.
Date: 2003-07-21 05:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-21 04:47 am (UTC)Yes, that sounds about right.
I think I've thought most of these things, but also "they'll pull it off, somehow. they always do". And, hey, now I even like Fred and her geeky ways, so...
I guess what with being completely incapable of getting the show, I've got used to a very laid back approach.
Really, there's no point stating "Who? Are you sure? In season 5? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Joss, you bastard, you're ruining the show!!!!" until you've seen what they intend to do. I mean, at episode 22 season 5, then that exclaimation might be used, but not before. *grins*
Nitpick
Date: 2003-07-21 06:44 am (UTC)Re: Nitpick
Date: 2003-07-21 07:00 am (UTC)Anyway, your point is taken.
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Date: 2003-07-21 06:55 am (UTC)Actually, ME should be given a lot of credit, turning ideas that should suck and making them brilliant. A vampire in love with a Slayer? HA! Twice?! Killing off beloved characters! Continually bringing back characters we hate until we love them?! It's insanity!
Though.....
"Why doesn't anybody kill the baby already? Connor ruins the show, I tell you."
He didn't ruin it, but I could have lived without Conner. That and seeing DB in the yellow and white stripped shirt last season. ::shudders::
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Date: 2003-07-21 09:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-21 09:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-21 10:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-21 10:31 am (UTC)Yes.
Date: 2003-07-21 02:19 pm (UTC)- Darla comes back human
- Darla kills herself, instead of getting killed by Holtz as Minear had originally planned
- Jasmine (once they learned about CC's pregnancy)
- Jasmine's aim an enforced garden of Eden instead of the usual world destruction (for an atheist, Joss loves to deal with theological issues).
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Date: 2003-07-21 10:36 am (UTC)Isn't it amazing how fragile shows appear to be?
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Date: 2003-07-21 10:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-21 03:07 pm (UTC)That is all.
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Date: 2003-07-21 04:32 pm (UTC)Oh yes, it is.
Date: 2003-07-21 09:33 pm (UTC)Love the icon!
Re: Oh yes, it is.
Date: 2003-07-22 09:04 am (UTC)Thanks for liking the icon!
Arggh.
Date: 2003-07-22 09:18 am (UTC)Anyway, some of the slash clichés cited were stories in which female canon characters either dissappear altogether, or are transformed into Understanding Yentas, or into the Evil Opposition Of The Boys Getting It On. Which amused me, because those are pet annoyances of mine. And I've read plenty of good slash stories who managed to avoid them.
Re: Arggh.
Date: 2003-07-22 09:33 am (UTC)Unless senility is closer than I feared, anyway.
:-)
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Date: 2003-07-21 08:36 pm (UTC)You bitch.
::kiss:: Excellent observations and witty spin.
Where have I been while you've been out there in the world?
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Date: 2003-07-22 01:07 am (UTC)See, people get all upset over the spoilers, they imagine the worst, get a whole Doomsday Scenario going, work off all their negativity in advance. By the time the spoiled events actually air, they are usually much less bad than people imagined. It's far nicer to go in with low expectations and then be pleasantly surprised than to go in with high expectations and be disappointed.
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Date: 2003-07-22 08:49 am (UTC)See, people get all upset over the spoilers, they imagine the worst, get a whole Doomsday Scenario going, work off all their negativity in advance. By the time the spoiled events actually air, they are usually much less bad than people imagined. It's far nicer to go in with low expectations and then be pleasantly surprised than to go in with high expectations and be disappointed.
I used to subscribe to this theory when I was a rabid Cub Fan (an exercise in futility itself :)) What I found is that I took a wonderful game like baseball and turned it into my own personal torture chamber. Once I stopped, I felt so much better. Same with obsessing about spoilers. I love the show, and the incessant crying and whining about what may happen threatened to take all the joy I had over the show away. Now I'm also much better to myself :) Not to mention the wear and tear on your emotions - no one should to that to themselves.
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Date: 2003-07-27 03:38 pm (UTC)Admittedly...
Date: 2003-07-27 10:42 pm (UTC)Love Darla, always have, but there you go. We all have our favourites.
Disagree about BTVS; my love declaration for the later seasons is elsewhere in this journal. Again, it's in the eyes of the beholder.