Fictional evil overlords are so much better and more coherently written

Ever since trobadora talked about the idea of a Missy Remix, I've been enthralled by it. And now it really happens:

Missy This Fic - the Gomez!Master remix

Meanwhile, in the real world which is currently both darker and far more absurd than Doctor Who ever gets:

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This summary of recent events by Alexandra Petri also isn't half bad.