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selenakPick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1. Emma Frost - X-Men
2. Arvin Sloane - Alias
3. Nathan Petrelli - Heroes
4. Maria La Guerta - Dexter
5. Ace - Dr. Who
6. Hiro Nakamura - Heroes
7. Buffy Summers - Buffy
8. Elizabeth Swann - Pirates of the Caribbean
9. Londo Mollari - Babylon 5
10. The Doctor (Ten) - Dr. Who
11. Connor - Angel
12. Thessaly - Sandman
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Hiro Nakamura/Connor)? Do you want to?
No, haven't, and no, don't want to. I really can't see it. If Hiro ever did meet Connor, he'd try to quiz him on the whole growing up in a different dimension where time moves differently, though.
2. Do you think Four (Maria La Guerta) is hot? How hot?
*points to icon* Yes, and a rare and welcome exception to the thin women on American tv.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Thessaly) got Eight (Elizabeth Swann) pregnant?
...and now the truth about the kidlet in the post-credits scene of AWE is revealed. Thessaly, having made a deal with Calypso (Thessaly does that kind of thing, see also: Furies) in order to ensure another Captain for the Flying Dutchmen in the future once Will found a way to quit, put a fertility spell on Elizabeth that is responsible for her becoming pregnant immediately after her night with Will. Elizabeth didn't suspect anything until she got pregnant again the very next time she had sex with someone (in order to make 'shippers happy, I shall not name the father). Then she hunted down Thessaly and after a lot of snark and things involving sharp blades used by both ladies, the spell was lifted.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Londo Mollari)?
Absolutely.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kangeiko and andrastewhite wrote some great stories, which you can find via their userinfos or at ffn under their names.
5. Would Two (Arvin Sloane) and Six (Hiro Nakamura) make a good couple?
Err, no. Not that they aren't each capable of devotion to significant others, but... no. Really no. However, they'd be hilarious if circumstances made them work together.
6. Five/Nine (Ace/Londo Mollari) or Five/Ten (Ace/The Doctor)? Why?
Oh dear. Ace had fabulous chemistry with the Seventh Doctor (they're my favourite Doctor/Companion relationship), but personally, I consider it the father/daughter or at least mentor/student type. If she knew Ten was the Doctor... I suppose you could go for darkfic, but I'd rather not. On the other hand, that other fellow with two hearts isn't exactly her type, but I can see them having great fun together when he takes her out for a night and flirts shamelessly with her. (Londo would. He's also a paternal romantic and would probably end setting her up with Vir.)
7. What would happen if Seven (Buffy Summers) walked in on Two (Arvin Sloane) and Twelve (Thessaly) having sex?
What usually happens when one walks into two total strangers having sex - she'd apologize and get the hell out of there. Not knowing that Arvin/Thessaly is the most conniving and thus potentially dangerous combo since the Sloane and Irina team-up of s2.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Nathan Petrelli/Tenth Doctor) fic.
Either: "This was not the time traveller Nathan had been looking for."
Or: "After the Master won the British Elections, the Doctor decides to stop him by making sure a surprise candidate wins the next American ones. This doesn't remain the only surprise. Vote Petrelli!"
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Emma Frost/Elizabeth Swann) fluff?
If anyone would know, it'ssionnain, ask her.*g* Seriously? No.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Buffy/Thessaly) hurt/comfort fic.
...
"Not Likely."
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Maria La Guerta) to deflower One (Emma Frost)?
Clearly, this meme supports the femmeslash. Well now. After leaving home in anger and before ending up at the Hellfire Club, young Emma, full of issues, spends some time using her telepathy to con people in Miami, where she meets young ambitious cop Maria who is undercover, trying to figure out how this con works. Angry sex and deflowering ensues.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Buffy Summers) slash?
Absolutely. Buffy isn't the most paired character in the fandom, or the most slashed, but Buffy/Faith still is popular and going strong as a pairing, so, yes.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Nathan Petrelli) het?
If it gets written, yes, but I'd say about 80 % of fanfic featuring Nathan isPetrellicest slash, so, rarely.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Connor)?
Several; most recentlycallmesandy.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Sloane/La Guerta/Ace)?
You know, I really, really doubt it, and not just because those who watched Dexter usually do not watch Dr.Wo and/or Alias...
16. What might Ten (Tenth Doctor) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Let me in! Everything has changed! WE ARE THE LAST ONES!"
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Elizabeth Swann), which song would you choose?
Note to self: do not cheat and use "Hoist the Colours". Okay. Let's see. Hm. "Comin' up from behind" by Marey Playground.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Emma/Hiro/Thessaly) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Ando made me write this story because he needs more internetporn entertainment.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Sloane) to use on Ten (Tenth Doctor)?
"Did you ever encounter Milo Rambaldi in your travels?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Ace)?
Last week.
21. What is Six's (Hiro's) super-sekrit kink?
Pfff. Hiro gets enthusiastic about everything and tells everyone. That's part of his charm.
22. Would Eleven (Connor) shag Nine (Londo)? Drunk or sober?
Neither.
23. If Three (Nathan) and Seven (Buffy) get together, who tops?
Buffy. Nathan gets turned on by strong blondes who throw him against something to have their way with him. This is on screen canon.
24. "One (Emma Frost) and Nine (Londo Mollari) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Londo) suddenly runs off with Four (Maria La Guerta). One (Emma), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Connor) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Thessaly), then follows the wise advice of Five (Ace) and finds true love with Three (Nathan Petrelli)."
...
though, you know, I'd actually read Emma/Londo, Londo/La Guarta, Emma/Connor, Emma/Thessaly, and sure, Emma/Nathan. Though I really doubt the "true love" part.
25. What title would you give this fic?
*is cheap* Blood Diamond
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Buffy/Elizabeth) was canon?
"So, Joss, you hired Ted and Terry for a guest stint on the Buffy comic, now that they're out of a job. That's... actually a good idea. Keep going!"
1. Emma Frost - X-Men
2. Arvin Sloane - Alias
3. Nathan Petrelli - Heroes
4. Maria La Guerta - Dexter
5. Ace - Dr. Who
6. Hiro Nakamura - Heroes
7. Buffy Summers - Buffy
8. Elizabeth Swann - Pirates of the Caribbean
9. Londo Mollari - Babylon 5
10. The Doctor (Ten) - Dr. Who
11. Connor - Angel
12. Thessaly - Sandman
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Hiro Nakamura/Connor)? Do you want to?
No, haven't, and no, don't want to. I really can't see it. If Hiro ever did meet Connor, he'd try to quiz him on the whole growing up in a different dimension where time moves differently, though.
2. Do you think Four (Maria La Guerta) is hot? How hot?
*points to icon* Yes, and a rare and welcome exception to the thin women on American tv.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Thessaly) got Eight (Elizabeth Swann) pregnant?
...and now the truth about the kidlet in the post-credits scene of AWE is revealed. Thessaly, having made a deal with Calypso (Thessaly does that kind of thing, see also: Furies) in order to ensure another Captain for the Flying Dutchmen in the future once Will found a way to quit, put a fertility spell on Elizabeth that is responsible for her becoming pregnant immediately after her night with Will. Elizabeth didn't suspect anything until she got pregnant again the very next time she had sex with someone (in order to make 'shippers happy, I shall not name the father). Then she hunted down Thessaly and after a lot of snark and things involving sharp blades used by both ladies, the spell was lifted.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Londo Mollari)?
Absolutely.
kangeiko and andrastewhite wrote some great stories, which you can find via their userinfos or at ffn under their names. 5. Would Two (Arvin Sloane) and Six (Hiro Nakamura) make a good couple?
Err, no. Not that they aren't each capable of devotion to significant others, but... no. Really no. However, they'd be hilarious if circumstances made them work together.
6. Five/Nine (Ace/Londo Mollari) or Five/Ten (Ace/The Doctor)? Why?
Oh dear. Ace had fabulous chemistry with the Seventh Doctor (they're my favourite Doctor/Companion relationship), but personally, I consider it the father/daughter or at least mentor/student type. If she knew Ten was the Doctor... I suppose you could go for darkfic, but I'd rather not. On the other hand, that other fellow with two hearts isn't exactly her type, but I can see them having great fun together when he takes her out for a night and flirts shamelessly with her. (Londo would. He's also a paternal romantic and would probably end setting her up with Vir.)
7. What would happen if Seven (Buffy Summers) walked in on Two (Arvin Sloane) and Twelve (Thessaly) having sex?
What usually happens when one walks into two total strangers having sex - she'd apologize and get the hell out of there. Not knowing that Arvin/Thessaly is the most conniving and thus potentially dangerous combo since the Sloane and Irina team-up of s2.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Nathan Petrelli/Tenth Doctor) fic.
Either: "This was not the time traveller Nathan had been looking for."
Or: "After the Master won the British Elections, the Doctor decides to stop him by making sure a surprise candidate wins the next American ones. This doesn't remain the only surprise. Vote Petrelli!"
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Emma Frost/Elizabeth Swann) fluff?
If anyone would know, it's
sionnain, ask her.*g* Seriously? No. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Buffy/Thessaly) hurt/comfort fic.
...
"Not Likely."
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Maria La Guerta) to deflower One (Emma Frost)?
Clearly, this meme supports the femmeslash. Well now. After leaving home in anger and before ending up at the Hellfire Club, young Emma, full of issues, spends some time using her telepathy to con people in Miami, where she meets young ambitious cop Maria who is undercover, trying to figure out how this con works. Angry sex and deflowering ensues.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Buffy Summers) slash?
Absolutely. Buffy isn't the most paired character in the fandom, or the most slashed, but Buffy/Faith still is popular and going strong as a pairing, so, yes.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Nathan Petrelli) het?
If it gets written, yes, but I'd say about 80 % of fanfic featuring Nathan is
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Connor)?
Several; most recently
callmesandy. 15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Sloane/La Guerta/Ace)?
You know, I really, really doubt it, and not just because those who watched Dexter usually do not watch Dr.Wo and/or Alias...
16. What might Ten (Tenth Doctor) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Let me in! Everything has changed! WE ARE THE LAST ONES!"
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Elizabeth Swann), which song would you choose?
Note to self: do not cheat and use "Hoist the Colours". Okay. Let's see. Hm. "Comin' up from behind" by Marey Playground.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Emma/Hiro/Thessaly) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Ando made me write this story because he needs more internet
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Sloane) to use on Ten (Tenth Doctor)?
"Did you ever encounter Milo Rambaldi in your travels?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Ace)?
Last week.
21. What is Six's (Hiro's) super-sekrit kink?
Pfff. Hiro gets enthusiastic about everything and tells everyone. That's part of his charm.
22. Would Eleven (Connor) shag Nine (Londo)? Drunk or sober?
Neither.
23. If Three (Nathan) and Seven (Buffy) get together, who tops?
Buffy. Nathan gets turned on by strong blondes who throw him against something to have their way with him. This is on screen canon.
24. "One (Emma Frost) and Nine (Londo Mollari) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Londo) suddenly runs off with Four (Maria La Guerta). One (Emma), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Connor) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Thessaly), then follows the wise advice of Five (Ace) and finds true love with Three (Nathan Petrelli)."
...
though, you know, I'd actually read Emma/Londo, Londo/La Guarta, Emma/Connor, Emma/Thessaly, and sure, Emma/Nathan. Though I really doubt the "true love" part.
25. What title would you give this fic?
*is cheap* Blood Diamond
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Buffy/Elizabeth) was canon?
"So, Joss, you hired Ted and Terry for a guest stint on the Buffy comic, now that they're out of a job. That's... actually a good idea. Keep going!"
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Date: 2007-06-20 07:23 pm (UTC)Buffy. Nathan gets turned on by strong blondes who throw him against something to have their way with him. This is on screen canon.
Someone really kind of needs to write this. Not me. But someone.
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Date: 2007-06-20 07:49 pm (UTC)"Let me in! Everything has changed! WE ARE THE LAST ONES!"
Bwah.
Great pickup line for Sloane, and I would totally read 24. And, er, 23. And 11. Also: nice icon!
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Date: 2007-06-21 03:23 am (UTC)23 seems to be the scenario that gets most votes. 11 is what I'd make
Lines: well, I had to!
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Date: 2007-06-20 08:46 pm (UTC)15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Sloane/La Guerta/Ace)?
You know, I really, really doubt it, and not just because those who watched Dexter usually do not watch Dr.Who and/or Alias...
I'm a fan of all three shows. Although I'm not sure how I'd get that pairing to work. I mean, sure, Sloane could be in Miami to check out a device that may or may not be a Rambaldi, and Ace can be there with the Doctor to stock up ion fresh oranges (and recover a device that may or may not unravel the fabric of the universe). Of course the Doctor will go haring off, leaving Ace with an overfull bag of oranges that breaks apart and spills fruit everywhere. Dexter steps in to help her (because that's what a good person would do) and Ace smiles at him, making La Guerta jealous, so La Guerta sends Dexter away. And then I have not a clue.
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