selenak

I'm so not envious all of you (well, all of you in the States) can watch Angel tonight and I can't. I don't care at all. Who, me? Never. To show my utter indifference, I shall, unspoiled as I am (save for the obvious one about the return of him who was not to be named) predict the probable reactions from several corners:

- OMG! DB gained weight again! If he looses his soul, he'll be Porkelus!

- Fred looks as skinny as ever; if she gets paired up with Spike we'll hear the bones clash

- Joss is a genius

- Joss is on crack and should stick to bloody Firefly

- I miss Cordy/Connor/Lilah/Lindsey/SecondDemonfromtheRight

- Spike is ruining my showwwwwwwww!

- looks like Spike brings the snark back to Angel; hooray!

- James looks sooooo hot

- but not as hot as Alexis

- why is James looking so old? Those idiots can't light him properly!

- why isn't there more Wesley? You'll see, he'll quickly become Pod!Wesley and the show will be ruiiiiiiiined

- that's Wesley? He sure looks different from season 3 BTVS which was when I saw him last; and who's the black guy?

- this new character X is stupid; they should kill her/him off now - the show will be ruiiiiiined

- why aren't there more references to what happened in Sunnydale?

- who cares about Sunnydale - it's just pathetic how Joss can't let go and has to make this stupid references

- hey, if Spike can come back, does that mean we'll see Doyle again? Played by a Glenn Quinn lookalike?

- HoYay! UST! Scene X is soooo hot!

- they're desexualising everyone, it's just mean and pathetic - Minear, come back with the subtext!

In other news,

hobsonphile consoled me, regarding the thing I'm utterly indifferent about, by creating new icons. You can keep your Wesley, and your Angel, and your Spike. My guy Quark is more fun than the lot of them combined. And Armin S. should win an Oscar and beat Alexis Denisof and James Marsters over the head with it. So there.