Take The Three Musketeers. The quintessential swashbuckling adventure novel. It’s fun, it’s drama, it has likeable heroes and memorable villains, and even two very memorable death scenes. But when you look at the most recent massacres, you can see either producers or scriptwriters had massive trouble with the villains. Dumas gives us three: Cardinal Richelieu, Lady de Winter, and Rochefort. Rochefort is there so D’Artagnan has someone to duel with, Mylady to commit the dastardly deeds and to die, and Richelieu as the clever menace in the background. By the end of the novel, two out of three are just fine and not in a melodramatic foiled villains kind of manner. Rochefort has moved on to regarding the duels with D’Artagnan as fun. Richelieu has actually won. His first plot in the novel, to discredit the Queen via her gifts to her lover, Buckingham, got foiled by Our Heroes, but the second, getting Buckingham assassinated so the English won’t relieve the siege of La Rochelle, worked just fine. Mylady did the job (or rather got Felton to do it for her), La Rochelle falls, and since Our Heroes kill Mylady, Richelieu doesn’t even have to pay extras. He’s still as much in power as ever as the true ruler of France. (And in the sequel, Our Heroes even mourn he’s gone since they regard Mazarin as a second-rate replacement, which btw is rather unfair to Mazarin.) This for a Hollywood movie apparently won’t do any longer. So instead of being a ruthless statesman who may have awful methods but does what he does for the benefit of France, Richelieu gets changed into an Evil Vezir straight out of the Arabian Nights tales, out to get the throne for himself, and naturally thoroughly defeated and/or killed. As I said, Dumas wasn’t exactly the most faithful to history, either, but this would have made him groan because of the stupidity.
And then there’s Mylady. Lady de Winter is one of the best villainesses in 19th century literature. Dumas invented her from scratch (as opposed to most of the rest of his ensemble for this novel), but that’s no reason not to appreciate what he gives us. Mind you, in retrospect and as an adult I’ve lost all sympathy for Athos when he recounts the tale of his marriage to the young Mylady, because frankly, reacting to the discovery of the lily on her shoulder (i.e. proof that she had been tried at a French Court and found guilty either as a murderess or as a prostitute) by trying to kill her without even bothering to ask for an explanation because being married to a convict dishonors his name is just… You know, he so deserved everything life dealt out after that one. Of course this is the backstory, not the main story in the novel. Mylady in the main story is an experienced and totally unscrupelous agent and not above killing for spite as well as for professional reasons, either, as poor Constance Bonancieux, D’Artagnan’s mistress, finds out. Still, it’s hard not to be captivated and root for her when she manages to get herself out of incarcaration by mindmessing with her Puritan guard without so much as kissing him once, and getting him to kill Buckingham for her as well. But I suspect what was too much for modern Hollywood to handle was her ending, in particular. Because after capturing her Our Heroes get the chief executioner of Lille, whose brother she had seduced in the past (which ended badly for the brother, who was a priest at the time), to kill her. They don’t do it themselves, they don’t do it in haste or in self defense, they hand her over to be killed by someone else after playing accusers and jury in one, and then watch her die. The reasons, btw, are perfectly sound from their pov: as Richelieu’s agent, she wouldn’t be condemmed by a real court. The ethics of it are still questionable, and Athos finds himself haunted by the action in the first sequel. But it seems these days, the only way swashbuckling heroes are allowed to kill villains is in self defense, or by letting the villain drop over a convenient cliff.
Which brings me to the other Dumas novel recently massacred on screen. If The Three Musketeers is the quintessential swashbuckling novel, The Count of Monte Christo is the quintessential revenge novel. Oh, and escape-from-prison novel, of course. No, as opposed to the Musketeer atrocities, I did not see that one, but
After all my growling about bad film versions of Dumas novels, I have to admit there are some good ones out there, too. As for the Musketeers, I’m always torn between the Gene Kelly (d’Artagnan)/ Lana Turner (Mylady)/ Vincent Price (Richelieu) one, and Richard Lester doing the whole thing in 60s camp but very stylishly so, with Michael York as D’Artagnan, Faye Dunaway as Mylady and Charlton Heston as Richelieu. (It took me a while before I realised it was Heston, because a) one doesn’t expect him to play a villain, and b) he’s really good and subtle in the part.) Oh, and let’s not forget Oliver Reed as Athos, definitely to me the best interpretion. These take liberties, too, but not by going for more convenient black and white, and they capture the zest and playfulness Dumas has along with the unabashed love for bloody melodrama. If he were living today, I suspect he’d have written for Xena:Warrior Princess. But certainly not for those adaptions which shall no longer be named.
One last word about Dumas: he must have been an engaging man in addition to being a fun writer. Couldn’t even write a cooking book without said mixture of playfulness and melodrama, and if you look at pictures of him, you believe he enjoyed his food. (Incidentally, the cooking book is highly readable even to non-gourmets like myself.) Had affairs by the dozens (one resulting in Alexandre Dumas fils), outraged America the one time he visited because you see, Dumas was what was then called “coloured” and his mistress(es) white. Travelled far and wide and had an anecdote about pretty much everything. There’s a novel about him written by Guy Encore, The King of Paris. I’m not sure whether it’s still in print – I read it in a library myself – but if it is, I can definitely recommend it. But only after you’ve read at least two of his novels…
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Date: 2003-11-28 08:51 am (UTC)It may be a butchering of the original, but it did work as a film. Which isn't really a justification, so I@m going to shut up now.
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Date: 2003-11-28 09:31 am (UTC)And I'm glad you saved me the time of renting the lastest Count of Monte Cristo! Dumas understood ambiguity, in his villians and especially in his heroes - no cardboard cutouts they. Funny you mention Mr. Heston; I read an inteview with him years ago, and he perceived Richlieu exactly as you have - Richelieu was all for France, and used whatever methods he could to ensure its safety and prestige, so I'm sure he would have not considered himself a villian, which makes him all the more interesting.
As the years have gone on, I have come to the same conclusion as you about Athos. When I first read The Three Musketeers in high school his character seemed attractive to me - the brooding nobleman. But I've come to believe that the best of them all was D'Artagnan, because he was the most intelligent, the shrewdest, and the most loyal of all his friends. He had none of the material advantages they had, but he still managed to best them, yet found a way to be true to them. D'Artagnan lived in the real world, and found a way to remain loyal to his king yet still remain his own man, which I found much more admirable than Athos' retreat from life as it became more difficult. I think through all the books the story became one of the bonds of friendship, and how they are strained and frayed, yet do not break. And the fact that they did not is due to D'Artagnan's refusal to let them.
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Date: 2003-11-29 07:23 am (UTC)Athos: was the Byronic hero, in short, and so I`m not surprised both of us liked him better as teenagers. That's when you fall for the Byronic types. Later on, you want a bit more than brooding. (Am tempted now to say something about Buffy's lovelife, but won't.)
D'Artagnan: yes, he was the best of them. And the glue which kept them together. What I admire is that Dumas didn't make it easy for him to stick to his ideals, what with less than inspiring kings to serve, and his friends not always coming through, either, but D'Artagnan still managed.
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Date: 2003-11-29 09:01 pm (UTC)LOL. I will also avoid the temptation :)
What I admire is that Dumas didn't make it easy for him to stick to his ideals, what with less than inspiring kings to serve, and his friends not always coming through, either, but D'Artagnan still managed.
Oh yes, I agree. It was a struggle at times, but he managed to live his life, on his terms, and still have his friends, and the respect and admiration of his king.
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Date: 2003-11-28 10:31 am (UTC)I'm glad you didn't mean this version because I was going to have to argue with you on that. What I particularly liked about this film is that it remembered that the book is funny. I laughed out loud several times while reading it and just going for melodrama loses the balance of the book. I remember being horrified that Oliver Reed was going to play Athos but he pulled it off superbly.
I suppose that you're right that Athos over-reacted just a tad to the brand on Milady's shoulder but it's hard for me to overcome my teenage devotion to him and entirely blame him *g*.
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Date: 2003-11-28 11:44 am (UTC)I give a lot of credit to the actors as well. While I questioned Athos' actions, Oliver Reed was able to convey his pain and devestation - I never felt his decision was made without remorse.
I also have to agree with everyone elses assesment of Charlton Heston. While you may not agree with his views and methods, he believed he was doing what was best. And within the context of the film, the king was oblivious and disinterested at best, an idiot at worst. Therfore, it's hard to argue with the Cardinal's desire to take matters into his own hands.
Don't worry, I love the Lester films.
Date: 2003-11-29 07:28 am (UTC)I suppose that you're right that Athos over-reacted just a tad to the brand on Milady's shoulder but it's hard for me to overcome my teenage devotion to him and entirely blame him *g*.
Pff. He can join Maxim de Winter in the ranks of Byronic Heroes I Got Disillusioned With and write "Thinking Myself Dishonoured Is No Reason To Kill My Wife" a hundred times.
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Date: 2003-11-28 11:10 am (UTC)I sputtered most at the happy ending for Edmond and Mercedes (I am possibly the only Edmond/Haydee shipper on the planet, with the exception of
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Date: 2003-11-29 07:31 am (UTC)Re: and me, three
Date: 2003-11-29 05:08 pm (UTC)I've thought about writing some of it, but I can't bring myself yet to attempt to write in the tracks of Dumas!
Is anybody surprised that I love broody complex disturbed awful-past Edmond? :)
And why oh why did they take out the drugs? The unabridged Count of Monte Cristo could give Kushiel's Dart a run in the exotic department. (Have you read Kushiel's Dart, btw?)
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Date: 2003-11-30 02:12 am (UTC)And why oh why did they take out the drugs?
Probably for the same reason most film versions of Sherlock Holmes don't do them, either. Heroes may not take drugs. Never mind atmosphere in the 19th century, between absinth as everyone's favourite drink and laudanum even used to send kids to sleep.
Have you read Kushiel's Dart, btw?
No, I haven't. Details, please?
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Date: 2003-11-30 06:24 am (UTC)I recommend it completely!
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Date: 2003-11-28 01:40 pm (UTC)Salon had an excellent review (http://www.salon.com/books/review/2003/11/21/dumas/index.html) of the new English translation of Knight of Maison-Rouge. I've never read it but it's on my wishlist now.