...though somewhat confused.
does this mean I'm destined to end up as a right-wing fanatic spouting nonsense while cuddling animals?

You're Bridgette Bardot!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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On the other hand, I can live with that:

Which Agent Smith are you?
By Madeline Elster
and this would be why I don't live in Middle Earth:

You're a Freak Hobbit! You're way too deep and you
think too much to be a normal hobbit so you're
a freak. Go you!
What Hobbit type are you?
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does this mean I'm destined to end up as a right-wing fanatic spouting nonsense while cuddling animals?

You're Bridgette Bardot!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
On the other hand, I can live with that:

Which Agent Smith are you?
By Madeline Elster
and this would be why I don't live in Middle Earth:

You're a Freak Hobbit! You're way too deep and you
think too much to be a normal hobbit so you're
a freak. Go you!
What Hobbit type are you?
brought to you by Quizilla