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All the finale emotions and DVD watchings of various shows have brought it out again: the idle "what if's". It would probably never work out as serious crossover, but here are a couple of people who should meet in one of the multiverses:
1. Buffy and Morpheus (Dream, the Sandman, not the one from the Matrix saga). Rotten love lives, difficulty to connect, and Buffy's Slayer dreams - there are a lot of topics for conversation. (Actually, a friend of mine wrote a great vignette in which Buffy does meet Dream during "Touched", but it's Daniel, for chronological reasons. You can read it here)
2) Londo and Quark. They'd hit it off instantly. Londo would become Quark's most loyal customer, and they could agree on the joys of life and the annoying self righteousness of certain humans.
3) Blake and John Crichton. Being on the run in a totalitarian society, starting out with ideals and becoming increasingly ruthless (Star One and certain Command Carriers and Scarran Bases being good topics for conversation), being stuck in a ship of people who bicker with each other constantly...
4) Scorpius and Servalan. They could trade notes on becoming obsessed with your object of pursuit to the point of having a thing for them, gaining and losing power, faking deaths to throw off your opponents, and hey, I'd just love to see them trying to outwit each other. (Also, it might be interesting for Scorpius to learn whom Grayza is trying to imitate.)
5) Connor and Anakin Skywalker. Issues, issues.
6) Bester and Magneto. For reasons named in the last entry. On the other hand, Bester meeting Xavier might be safer for humanity and would have the additional advantage of providing fascinating arguments.
7) Anya and Quark. With her business sense, looks, and sexual enthusiasm, he'd propose within a week. And you know, it might even work.
8) Londo and Methos. "And I didn't just kill a hundred, I killed thousands, I killed tens of thousands..."
9) Giles and Joe Dawson. Comparing Watcher woes and playing guitar together.
10) Severus Snape and Thessaly (from "Sandman"). They're made for each other in that so-wrong-it's-right manner. Why didn't ever anyone write that Thessaly-as-the-new-DADA-teacher story?

Mulier badasstica pseudofeminista, or Grrl Sue

You are Mulier badasstica pseudofeminista,
the Grrl Sue. Your aggressively bitchy
"feminist" stance only causes men /
boys / male elves to posture the more, and you
fall for it. And them. Surprise, surprise.

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