Fannish glee and match-making meme
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selenakI finally got my hands on No.7 of 1602, which rocked.
Not only did we got an eplanation for 1603!Magneto's status as Grand Inquisitor which was historically sound, a great equivalent of the Holocaust trauma, and manages to restore the complexity which was the one thing I had missed, but poor Jean gets to prove yet again that super-powered redheads are doomed with great style. One of these days, though, Andraste has to write a metafic with Jean, Willow and Lyta bitching about this particular narrative pattern. Also, loved the cover!
I take it there's a meme going on regarding the top ten fictional people who, etc. Sorry, I can't do this - way too personal. Then I found out there's an alternative meme about the Top Ten People One Wouldn't Have Sex With Even If One Got Paid For It, which again poses a problem - why only ten? So instead I decided to be creative and write my meme about Top Ten Fictional People Who Should Have Sex With Each Other Or At Least Dinner But Won't Because They Live In Different Universes. Or rather, make that twenty people - a pair for each point:
10. Scorpius (Farscape) with Death (Sandman). This would be dinner-only; I don't think Death is available for sex. But you know, if anyone should get a bread thrown at him and a sympathetic but unsentimental, no-nonsense ear lend, it's Scorpius.
9. Quark (DS9) with Anya (BtVS). I've said it before, I'll say it again: they'd be ideal for each other. Both like money and sex, have an outsider's perspective on humans and are the proverbial cynics with a hidden romantic inside.
8. Lilah (AtS) with Servalan (Blake's 7). Come on. It would be hot. Also a good question as to who would stab whom in the back first. No question who'd survive the one night stand/affair/dinner/whatever, though. Servalan is the ultimate survivor. Lilah lost her head, in more than one sense.
7. Chiana (Farscape) and Londo Mollari (Babylon 5). Because you know Chi wouldn't blink at the tentacles. They'd have fun, he'd be very sweet afterwards and even forgive her trying to steal the jewels on his coat.
6. Boromir (Lord of the Rings) and Methos (Highlander). Aside from the undeniable hotness, Methos might just be able to get him to see some long-term perspective on that whole temptation-by-evil thing.
5. Alfred Bester (Babylon 5, not the writer) and Erik Lehnsherr, aka Magneto (X-Men movieverse). The one-liners would fly, the superiority of mutants being revelled in. Even if it's just dinner, it would be a highly memorable event.
4. Mystique (X-Men movieverse) and Odo (DS9). Two alienated shapeshifters - can you imagine the possibilties?
3. Sam Vimes (Discworld) and Darla (AtS). Yes, he's a loyal husband, and hates vampires. But she's Darla.
2. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) and Jadzia Dax (DS9). Talk about perspective on several incarnations. Also, Jadzia has a sense of humour (needed) and experience as a mentor (also needed), and friendly sex might just be what he needs.
1. Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: Next Generation) and Lydia Gwilt (Armadale, novel by Wilkie Collins). She's an ambiguous anti-heroine with a sharp tongue, and a witty conversationalist. And a redhead. He's got a secret penchant for all these attributes together with his gorgeous voice and firm principles. They could have been great!
Not only did we got an eplanation for 1603!Magneto's status as Grand Inquisitor which was historically sound, a great equivalent of the Holocaust trauma, and manages to restore the complexity which was the one thing I had missed, but poor Jean gets to prove yet again that super-powered redheads are doomed with great style. One of these days, though, Andraste has to write a metafic with Jean, Willow and Lyta bitching about this particular narrative pattern. Also, loved the cover!
I take it there's a meme going on regarding the top ten fictional people who, etc. Sorry, I can't do this - way too personal. Then I found out there's an alternative meme about the Top Ten People One Wouldn't Have Sex With Even If One Got Paid For It, which again poses a problem - why only ten? So instead I decided to be creative and write my meme about Top Ten Fictional People Who Should Have Sex With Each Other Or At Least Dinner But Won't Because They Live In Different Universes. Or rather, make that twenty people - a pair for each point:
10. Scorpius (Farscape) with Death (Sandman). This would be dinner-only; I don't think Death is available for sex. But you know, if anyone should get a bread thrown at him and a sympathetic but unsentimental, no-nonsense ear lend, it's Scorpius.
9. Quark (DS9) with Anya (BtVS). I've said it before, I'll say it again: they'd be ideal for each other. Both like money and sex, have an outsider's perspective on humans and are the proverbial cynics with a hidden romantic inside.
8. Lilah (AtS) with Servalan (Blake's 7). Come on. It would be hot. Also a good question as to who would stab whom in the back first. No question who'd survive the one night stand/affair/dinner/whatever, though. Servalan is the ultimate survivor. Lilah lost her head, in more than one sense.
7. Chiana (Farscape) and Londo Mollari (Babylon 5). Because you know Chi wouldn't blink at the tentacles. They'd have fun, he'd be very sweet afterwards and even forgive her trying to steal the jewels on his coat.
6. Boromir (Lord of the Rings) and Methos (Highlander). Aside from the undeniable hotness, Methos might just be able to get him to see some long-term perspective on that whole temptation-by-evil thing.
5. Alfred Bester (Babylon 5, not the writer) and Erik Lehnsherr, aka Magneto (X-Men movieverse). The one-liners would fly, the superiority of mutants being revelled in. Even if it's just dinner, it would be a highly memorable event.
4. Mystique (X-Men movieverse) and Odo (DS9). Two alienated shapeshifters - can you imagine the possibilties?
3. Sam Vimes (Discworld) and Darla (AtS). Yes, he's a loyal husband, and hates vampires. But she's Darla.
2. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) and Jadzia Dax (DS9). Talk about perspective on several incarnations. Also, Jadzia has a sense of humour (needed) and experience as a mentor (also needed), and friendly sex might just be what he needs.
1. Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: Next Generation) and Lydia Gwilt (Armadale, novel by Wilkie Collins). She's an ambiguous anti-heroine with a sharp tongue, and a witty conversationalist. And a redhead. He's got a secret penchant for all these attributes together with his gorgeous voice and firm principles. They could have been great!
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Date: 2004-03-16 12:28 pm (UTC)But you're right, although I think she'd be put off by his Watch companions.
Sorry about your monitor *g*
Date: 2004-03-16 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-16 12:49 pm (UTC)Thank you! *beams*
Date: 2004-03-16 12:58 pm (UTC)Re: Thank you! *beams*
Date: 2004-03-16 01:05 pm (UTC)oh absolutely but...
Date: 2004-03-16 09:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-16 12:50 pm (UTC)You are completely, absolutely right.
I want to go on a pub crawl with Anna Grant, Garak, and Faramir. It was pointed out to me that the first two would spend the whole evening trying to pull poor Faramir, but at least I'd be an entertained spectator. And, potentially, a comparatively safe haven.
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Date: 2004-03-16 12:56 pm (UTC)Good points both. Though wouldn't there always be the danger of Garak and Anna being far too distrustful of each other to go on a pub crawl together? (I mean, I can see them insisting that each should rather stay at home with poor Faramir and let you go with the other.)
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Date: 2004-03-16 02:06 pm (UTC)Garak would be curious. And Anna would reckon she could get the upper hand.
I mean, I can see them insisting that each should rather stay at home with poor Faramir and let you go with the other.
Ah yes - but I'm Queen.
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Date: 2004-03-16 02:26 pm (UTC)they'd get along, but...
Date: 2004-03-16 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-16 02:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-16 09:12 pm (UTC)adds you because
Date: 2004-03-16 04:04 pm (UTC)2 Star trek
3 babylon 5
4 1702
5 babylon 5
6-- yer cool
and finally number 7-- babylon 5
hail, fellow B5 fan!
Date: 2004-03-16 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-16 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-16 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-17 05:03 am (UTC)I've also been reading 1602 and can't wait for the next issue, I'm really looking forward to seeing for Gaiman wraps it all up.
you and me both
Date: 2004-03-18 01:08 am (UTC)Re: you and me both
Date: 2004-03-18 08:26 am (UTC)Re: you and me both
Date: 2004-03-19 12:05 pm (UTC)(At least that's what I was told - haven't read too much Marvel myself.)
You're killing me!
Date: 2004-03-24 05:37 pm (UTC)Love those pairings. Scorpius and Death, oh my God, yes.
Survive...
Date: 2004-03-25 02:36 am (UTC)