Gold versus White: It's ON!
Feb. 1st, 2013 07:32 pm( Gold versus White: It's ON! )
Who was the worst father ever on Lost?
Christian "you don't have what it takes" Shephard
1 (14.3%)
Anthony "Kidney/window" Cooper
5 (71.4%)
Roger "it should have been you" Linus
2 (28.6%)
Wayne "you're so preeeetty" Janssen
1 (14.3%)
Charles "No Scot for you!" Widmore
1 (14.3%)
Woo-Jung"Your husband is mine now!" Paik
1 (14.3%)
Benjamin "I'm not coming out" Linus
0 (0.0%)
David "let me make fun of your weight" Reyes
0 (0.0%)
Warren "homicide/suicide is the way to go" Ford
0 (0.0%)
Michael "would io9 lie to you?" Dawson
0 (0.0%)
You missed out the worst of fathers, and I'll tell you who it was in a comment
0 (0.0%)
The knights think Arthur takes Merlin along because...
sooner or later, Merlin will surely die; Arthur wants a new servant
6 (21.4%)
his sword needs immediate polishing after action (what? get your minds out of the gutter, metal can rust!)
9 (32.1%)
Merlin is actually Uther's spy to make sure his son does as he's told, and Arthur has turned him into a double agent
7 (25.0%)
Merlin makes excellent bait - that's MONSTER bait, nothing else, tsk
7 (25.0%)
living with Gaius, Merlin surely has picked up some medical skills if someone gets wounded
12 (42.9%)
that boy just needs some sunshine and exercise, being all bones and white skin
9 (32.1%)
if you leave Merlin in Camelot unsupervised, it might not all be standing when Arthur returns
17 (60.7%)
he doesn't want to show favouritism among the knights, so his manservant comes in handy (stop that line of thought)
8 (28.6%)
Merlin is really a powerful sorceror, and the knights have noticed, even if Arthur hasn't
8 (28.6%)
of a reason I will tell you in the comments
1 (3.6%)
If I decide to leave a woman for her own good, I'll say...
You should have a real relationship instead of this freak show
2 (40.0%)
How can we be together if the cost is your life, or the lives of others?
3 (60.0%)
Listen. I can't be involved with you anymore. Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to.
1 (20.0%)
Tell her some things aren't meant to be.
0 (0.0%)
The way to avoid actually asking my beloved for her opinion on the matter is...
To break up with her while we're hunting monsters
1 (20.0%)
To ask superpowers for a time reversal and mindwipe first
1 (20.0%)
To make it clear I have to go to save the world immediately afterwards
3 (60.0%)
To not talk to her at all and instead let a friend give her the message
1 (20.0%)
Good reasons for a break-up are...
We can't have sex, and there's a huge age difference
3 (60.0%)
If I'm without my superpowers, she'll go soft as well
0 (0.0%)
I have to defeat my arch nemesis first, and she has to finish school anyway
3 (60.0%)
A guy with far greater social status than me might be interested. Of course, I have no idea whether she also is interested in him, since we never talked about him, but I really like the guy in question, so she'll come around as well!
0 (0.0%)
This pollster is biased against and unfair towards....
Angel in "The Prom"; Buffy was still a teenager, and it really wasn't a healthy relationship for her
3 (50.0%)
Angel in "IWRY"; if he hadn't acted, it would have been a very short spin-off!
1 (16.7%)
Harry in HBP; HE was still a teenager, and Voldemort had used Ginny once already
1 (16.7%)
Lancelot in "Lancelot and Guinevere"; he only wanted a better life for Gwen than the one he could offer
1 (16.7%)
Who was Claire's worst boyfriend?
Gabe (he of the criminal career)
1 (50.0%)
Russell (when they screw your art professors, you know you should dump them)
1 (50.0%)
Billy (it's Billy; 'nuff said)
0 (0.0%)
Ted (really decent guy, but he's a Republican)
0 (0.0%)
Who was Ruth's lousiest lover?
Hiram (she dumped him for Nathaniel's ghost!)
0 (0.0%)
Nikolai (too much vodka)
0 (0.0%)
Arthur (really, Ruth? really?)
2 (100.0%)
George (did you see what he did to Claire's birthday tree?)
0 (0.0%)